Hello my name is Riese and I am not a dog person but here I am with a giant dog living right here in my house with me. She’s sitting on a couch next to me right now, chilling, licking her feet, being a dog, smelling like a dog. Sometimes when I’m at my desk, she’s right there, too, full of needs and feelings!
My Mom is allergic to dogs and I was allergic to dogs as a kid so we never had a dog growing up. Then I lived in apartments in cities. Now I live in a house in the country WITH A DOG! My fiancé is very much a dog person. Like a dog can lick her face and she’s like “awww!” whereas I am like A DOG JUST LICKED YOUR FACE. Look, I’m writing a long essay about dogs and I hope you’re all looking forward to it. But man, I have had SO MANY QUESTIONS this month. It’s been such a month!
Listen, I’m one of you people now. Talk to me about your dog things. Here is everything I have googled with the word “dog” in it since this weirdo rescue dog named Fancy came struggle-running into my life after being rescued from a puppy mill where she had been making puppies for 3-5 years. Everything is brand new! For all of us!
1. what tv shows do traumatized dogs like
2. maltif dog
3. mastiff dog
4. why do dogs sleep so much
5. dog afraid of vacuum
6. work from home dog crate okay
7. droopy dog breed
8. do dogs care when i talk to them
9. do dogs know when i sing to them
10. dog rash under chin
11. dog acne
12. dog ate walnut death
13. dog ate one walnut
14. how does a dog act when she is in heat
15. can dogs go down on themselves
16. liquid dog poop
17. how to make my dog chill out
18. how to make our dog stop farting
19. why do people buy dogs from stores
20. what do dogs think about
21. dog vision
22. why do dogs hate mail
23. how to put a harness on a dog
24. how to shampoo a dog
25. how to get rid of dog smell
26. are dogs ever full
27. dog only likes food toys
28. do dogs have night vision
29. do dogs get bored
30. worried my dog thinks i’m boring
31. dog won’t watch tv
