- How to make my own food
- How to not open a beer at 4pm
- How to check my mail
- That the scissors are in the same room as me
- Get into or out of a bed that isn’t a top bunk
- How to use the desktop version of my own email, Facebook, etc.
- How many times i am able to wear the same articles of clothing without judgement
- Why drinking outdoors is not legal
- How to spend most of the day inside
- How to make real coffee
- How to function without being surrounded by tons of awesome people
- Why we can’t just take a break and collage and/or drink tea all the time
- Why it’s unacceptable to ask my co-workers if they need to process their feelings or if they’d rather just get drunk in deer lodge
- That sometimes the cute lesbian who looks like a 12 year old boy is, in fact, a 12 year old boy
- That you aren’t supposed to show up to your job with a purple bandana wrapped around your bicep
- Not everyone in real life went to the sex panel
- It means something different when someone says a bear has been spotted in the vicinity
- How to exist in a world where no one asks my preferred gender pronoun
- That I can no longer tell strangers that their clit deserves it
- That the hopper isn’t coming to clean up my dishes
- What my day’s going to be like without Marni and Robin telling me my schedule
- How to deal with having unlimited time in the bathroom
- The notion that some meals might not actually be that great with Cholula
- What it’s like to go to sleep before 3 am
- That that couple holding hands — that femme-y girl and that adorable boi — is actually a straight couple
- That towels can actually be beautiful absorbent things and not $3 pieces of “fleece” from the grocery store
- Digesting food
- How to handle EST
- What to do with all these leftover bandanas.
