27 4th of July Recipes That ARE NOT Hot Dogs

Hello and welcome to this thing we’re doing where we help you figure out what you’re gonna put in your mouth this week. Some of these are recipes we’ve tried, some of these are recipes we’re looking forward to trying, all of them are fucking delicious. Tell us what you want to put in your piehole or suggest your own recipes, and we’ll talk about which things we made, which things we loved, and which things have changed us irreversibly as people.

The only thing worse than Donald Trump being an actual contender for the position of President of the United States is the thought of facing down that reality while eating a hot dog. My beloved Mey Rude, correct about so many things (most things, in fact) is so wrong about hot dogs. Also wrong about them is: Riese Bernard. Why, just a few weeks ago I explained on an A+ podcast why everyone should not eat hot dogs, and Riese went right out to Kroger and bought hot dogs and ate them for a week! Let me save you from this fate, my children. Below are 27 4th of July recipes and NONE of them are hot dogs. And I covered it all, even the booze, so you do not have to do it. You do not have to eat a hot dog this Indepence Day.