1.

You know, *domestic* partners
No seriously if we register as domestic partners I can put you on my health insurance and then you could get a therapist which I think would be really good for our relationship

2.

So maybe you should think about getting your own bike
So maybe you should think about getting your own bike

3.

I hope this isn't weird but I maintain a tumblr that's entirely pictures I've drawn of you
I hope this isn’t weird but I have a whole wall in my room that’s just pictures I’ve drawn of you

4.

You can stop wondering, I'm gay
You can stop wondering I’M GAYYYYYYY

5.

Also I'm on my way to this potluck thing at the park if you wanna come no pressure
Also I’m on my way to this potluck thing at the park if you wanna come no pressure

6.

Sorry if I accidentally hit you in the shin I learned archery on YouTube
I didn’t mean to hit you in the eye

7.

Just kidding I wish we were more than friends and you're ruining my life
Just kidding I wish we were girlfriends and you’re ruining my life

8.

Which is why I've written you a lesbian folk-rock anthem in the style of Melissa Etheridge
Which is why I’ve written you a lesbian folk-rock anthem

9.

Let's make out
“So” let’s have “sex”

10.

Unless you're spending the day with your boyfriend in which case I hope you have a terrible time
Just kidding I’m pretty sure you’re spending the day with your boyfriend so I hope you have the worst day ever and if you play Putt-Putt Golf I hope he loses

11.

Would you like to be our erotic third
Would you like to be our erotic third

12.

Let's U-Haul!
I just don’t wanna be one of those lesbian couples that U-Hauls right away, you know? I think a little house for our puppy is a good start.

13.

IS TODAY BLACK SAILS ROLE PLAY DAY???!!
Finally, Dawn was going to make Rita’s dream come true: it was time for some serious Captain Hook / Smee roleplay

14.

You know, GAL PAL
You know, GAL PAL

15.

How about now, do I remind you of Mary Martin now
How about now, do I remind you of Mary Martin now

16.

welp
welp

17.

Let's scissor!
Let’s scissor!

18.

Let's muff-dive!
Let’s muff-dive!

19.

Wink wink
EXCUSE ME

20.

If not NBD I'm pretty happy with my cat
If not NBD I’m pretty happy with just hanging out with my cat

21.

Pick up the damn phone, woman
Pick up the damn phone

22.

'Cause I'm gonna "auto" straddle you
‘Cause I’m gonna “auto” straddle you

23.

It'll be just like the second challenge of the Triwizard Tournament
It’ll be just like the second challenge of the Triwizard Tournament

25.

Just kidding I have a monster crush on you and might be failing your class

25.

IT'S COSPLAY DAY!!!!
IT’S COSPLAY DAY!!!!