25 Secretly Gay Vintage Valentines For A Very Special Valentine's Day

25 Secretly Gay Vintage Valentines For A Very Special Valentine’s Day

Riese —

Feb 14, 2016

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You know, *domestic* partners — No seriously if we register as domestic partners I can put you on my health insurance and then you could get a therapist which I think would be really good for our relationship

2.

So maybe you should think about getting your own bike

3.

I hope this isn't weird but I maintain a tumblr that's entirely pictures I've drawn of you — I hope this isn’t weird but I have a whole wall in my room that’s just pictures I’ve drawn of you

4.

You can stop wondering, I'm gay — You can stop wondering I’M GAYYYYYYY

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Also I'm on my way to this potluck thing at the park if you wanna come no pressure — Also I’m on my way to this potluck thing at the park if you wanna come no pressure

6.

Sorry if I accidentally hit you in the shin I learned archery on YouTube — I didn’t mean to hit you in the eye

7.

Just kidding I wish we were more than friends and you're ruining my life — Just kidding I wish we were girlfriends and you’re ruining my life

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Which is why I've written you a lesbian folk-rock anthem in the style of Melissa Etheridge — Which is why I’ve written you a lesbian folk-rock anthem

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Unless you're spending the day with your boyfriend in which case I hope you have a terrible time — Just kidding I’m pretty sure you’re spending the day with your boyfriend so I hope you have the worst day ever and if you play Putt-Putt Golf I hope he loses

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Let's U-Haul! — I just don’t wanna be one of those lesbian couples that U-Hauls right away, you know? I think a little house for our puppy is a good start.

13.

IS TODAY BLACK SAILS ROLE PLAY DAY???!! — Finally, Dawn was going to make Rita’s dream come true: it was time for some serious Captain Hook / Smee roleplay

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How about now, do I remind you of Mary Martin now

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If not NBD I'm pretty happy with my cat — If not NBD I’m pretty happy with just hanging out with my cat

21.

Pick up the damn phone, woman — Pick up the damn phone

22.

'Cause I'm gonna "auto" straddle you — ‘Cause I’m gonna “auto” straddle you

23.

It'll be just like the second challenge of the Triwizard Tournament — It’ll be just like the second challenge of the Triwizard Tournament

25.

Just kidding I have a monster crush on you and might be failing your class

25.

IT'S COSPLAY DAY!!!! — IT’S COSPLAY DAY!!!!

Riese

Riese is the co-founder of Autostraddle.com as well as an award-winning writer, video-maker and LGBTQ+ Marketing consultant. Her work has appeared in nine books, magazines including Marie Claire and Curve, and all over the web including Nylon, Queerty, Nerve, Bitch, Emily Books and Jezebel. She had a very popular personal blog once upon a time, and then she recapped The L Word, and then she had the idea to make this place, and now here we all are! In 2016, she was nominated for a GLAAD Award for Outstanding Digital Journalism. She grew up in Michigan, lost her mind in New York, and now lives in Los Angeles. Follow her on twitter and instagram.