17 Spashley Forum Topics Started By Autostraddle’s Business Director, 2006-2007

Sarah posting on the Spashley forums, 2007

Our new Business and Design Director, Sarah Sarwar, passionately explored her lesbianism in the ’00s via passionate commitments to various fandoms. Specifically, Sarah really got real on the South of Nowhere Spashley fan forums. Like… REALLY REAL, Y’ALL. This week we’re all together in one geographical location working on this website and Sarah made the mistake of letting us see her storied world wide web history on The Spencer & Ashley Forums.

BTW her username was “mouthfull.”

Below, please enjoy some of the many forum topics that Sarah Sarwar herself began, including her creative sub-titles. Also now that I’ve used her full name three times in this post, she’ll never be able to work anywhere else besides here. As Sarah 2007 would say, “Bwahaha.”

1. Ashley’s FUGLY Ex

2. Who’s Afraid Of The Amazing Prices Lady?
Seriously, she scares me.

3. Are you shaved?
Purely moralistic discussion. Bwahaha

4. Kissing Boys.
I kissed a boy last night, bitches.

5. Sexy Punishments
Calling all creative lovers!

6. Degrassi Lesbian Porn!
Manny and Darcy could possibly get it on

7. Back Door Woman…
She’s got a boyfriend, and wants me too.

8. MARYKATE&ASHLEY VIDEOS
You know you watched them.

9. Okay, let’s just be perverts…
Don’t click if you can’t handle honesty!

10. PRETEND YOU’RE FROM THE N!
U kan b awzeom in dis thread 4 shizzle

11. Is Nina a closeted Homo?
& how long will this thread survive?

12. Annoying Heterosexual Ex-Girlfriends
God. We even took SHOWERS together!!!

13. Check out my sexy journal layout

14. Tom Lynch… Maybe a little pervey?
Ever crossed your mind?

15. Outside My Window
Connections through the WINDOWPANE

16. HAHAHA. Oh Gabrielle.

17. MAKING A BANNER FOR THE FANBASE
I STILL WANT YOUR PICTURES