1. Rainbow Body Suit
I’m so happy right now
2. Straight Outta The Closet Gay and Lesbian Pride T-Shirt Mutilcolored
“This was an amazing gift! My gay friend absolutely loved it and almost refuses to take it off! The colors are super vibrant and the material is very soft! Thank You!”
— Alexis Lynn, 5-Star Amazon Review
3. 9″ Rainbow Heavy Duty Tanto Blade LGBT GAY PRIDE Godfather Pocket Knife
You may not want to be the guy who brings a knife to the gunfight, but you definitely want to be the guy who brings this knife to a Pride Parade.
4. Rainbow Horns
Zoobilee Zoo, Zoobile Zoo, magic and wonder are waiting for you! It’s as close as a dream and as bright as the brightest blue! Welcome to Zoobilee Zoo!
5. Gay Lesbian Pride Rocks Guitar Pick Necklace Plectrum Chain (R1)
Sometimes I’m about to buy myself a gay pride necklace and then I’m like, “wait a second, do I really want to invest in a necklace that is only utilizing 50% of available pride-related clip art?” ENTER THIS NECKLACE.
6. Funky Hawaiian Shirt, Rainbow Vertical Stripes
Aloha from Funky Hawaii, here is a shirt Emmet Honeycutt probably wore in 2002, Mahalo.
7. Rubies Costume Piñata Pup Dog Costume
Literally there is not a single dog in the entire universe who wouldn’t be thrilled to wear this outfit.
8. Gay Pride MARRIAGE EQUALITY Colorized US $2 Bill Supreme Court Ruling
Whenever I think “freedom” and “equality,” I think “COLORIZED” THOMAS JEFFERSON.
9. Adidas Pride Sneakers
These Adidas special pride sneakers were inspired by what happens if you drop a bunch of acid, eat an entire bag of Pride Doritos, and then throw up all over your shoes.
10. Pride Unicorn Floater
“Listen, if some motherfucker doesn’t bring this to camp, I quit.”
– Laneia Jones, Autostraddle Executive Editor
11. Bi Bi For Now Pin
I mean I get what they were going for, but
12. Rainbow Mohawk Wig
“This hairstyle couldn’t be any more retro, and with the rainbow configuration you will sure have the most awesome weave around.”
Yes, that’s exactly what this is, this is the most awesome weave around.
For a more subtle (but more expensive!! :-/ ) look:
13. I Love My Crazy Girlfriend T-Shirt
More like my crazy EX girlfriend, amirite? Ladies?
14. Rainbow Contact Lens
Oh no.
OHHH NOOOOOOOO
OHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OH NO OH NO OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH NAOOOOOOOOOOO
