12 Incredible Post-Holiday Sales That Know What You Want, What You Really Really Want

Hello welcome to the day after some very major holidays. This day is called “Boxing Day,” which is a day for celebrating boxes. It’s also a big day for buying things with money because that’s the world we live in, folks. I’m here to tell you that if you would like to exchange currency for various dynamic and useful items, oh boy is this the day for you!!! Just remember that if you want Santa Claus to bring you back the tupperware you put his cookies in, you should shop using the links in this post right here or on this page right here, because then we get a kickback!

Amazon: Nespresso Machines Up to 50% Off

Nespresso machines have improved my quality of life by 500% and, unlike Keurig machines, you can recycle the used capsules!

Nespresso Inissia – $88.73 (from $149), Nespresso VertuoLine Evoluo Deluxe Coffee & Espresso Maker with Aeroccino Plus Milk Frother – $171.47 (from $299), Nespresso Citiz & Milk Espresso Machine – $149.99 (from $299)

ThinkGeek – Up to 75% Off Winter Clearance Sale

You’re here, you’re queer, you’re weird, they’re used to it.

Harry Potter Crest Jacquard Ties – $27.49 (from $54.99) // Steven Universe Monopoly – $34.99 (from $39.99) // Captain Planet Ladies’ Muscle Tank Top – $9.99 (from $19.99) // Star Trek: TNG Enterprise Blueprint Shower Curtain – $12.49 (from $24.99) // Harry Potter House Sweatpants – $17.99 (from $24.99) // Build-On Brick Mug – $1.99 (from $9.99) // Back to the Future Collectible Pin Set – $19.99 (from $29.99) // Harley Quinn Fair Isle Boot Slippers – $19.99 (from $29.99) // Stacked Cats Athletic Legging – $29.99 (from $39.99) // The Official Bobs Burger’s Coloring Book – $11.99 (from $16.99)

Nordstrom Rack: CLEAR THE RACK SALE – Up to 75% Off Until January 2nd

Surveys show that shopping at Nordstrom Rack on the internet uses 75% less gasoline than actually driving to a Nordstrom Rack.

Le Mystere High Impact Underwire Sports Bra – $29.97 (from $62) // Adidas 3-stripe track pant -$21.72 (from $50) // Speechless mock Lace Neck skater dress – $14.98 (from $58) // Wildfox One of a Kind Witch Craft Pullover – $22.49 (from $98) // Addiction Nouvelle Lingerie – $12.15 (from $81) // Free Press Satin Varsity Jacket – $13.49 (from $39.97) // DKNY Faux Fur Trim Anorak – $50.93 (from $200) // Lucky Brand Bootie – $44.93 (from $79.95)

Modcloth: TODAY ONLY Get 30% off sitewide with code BOXITUP and ’til 1/03 get Extra 30% Off Everything In The Sale Section At ModCloth With Code BYE2016

asos – Up to 50% Off Sale Items!

Look this isn’t my best collage but asos remains a g-damn miracle every day.

Asos Denim Baseball Cap – $6.50 (from $16.50) // Wrangler Aplique Crew Sweatshirt $58 (from $89) // Wesc Rhody Solid Backpack – $34.50 (from $111)// Asos Curve Wedding Prom Dress in Lace – $57 (from $122)

Fredericks of Hollywood – Semi-Annual Sale Up to 70% Off & Free 2-Day Shipping on orders over $100

Now more than ever, you probably need some thigh-highs and a corset.

Wildfang: Up to 75% Off at the Holiday Hangover Sale

I told you about this sale already, but good news: IT’S STILL HAPPENING.

Amazon – Burberry The Beat $28.50 (from $57)

This is a great unisex scent.

Autostraddle – 20% Off Everything Storewide

Believe it or not, the Autostraddle Merch store is actually the best store on the entire internet, with deals and steals that cannot be beat.

Eddie Bauer: Semi-Annual Sale – Up To 60% Off

As I’ve mentioned in the past, Eddie Bauer is a lesbian. Edwina Bauer was one of the original lesbians on the island of Lesbos, which’s when she invented flashlights and flannel-lined jeans.