Hello and welcome to this thing we’re doing where we help you figure out what you’re gonna put in your mouth this week. Some of these are recipes we’ve tried, some of these are recipes we’re looking forward to trying, all of them are fucking delicious. Tell us what you want to put in your piehole or suggest your own recipes, and we’ll talk about which things we made, which things we loved, and which things have changed us irreversibly as people. Last week, we got ready for that potluck.
I have spent over half of my lifetime munching on leaves to survive, you guys. I gave up meat when I was 12 – TWELVE! – and I’ve spent over a decade since learning to feed myself. Luckily, being a vegetarian comes easy to me because I could literally eat leaves for the rest of my life, AKA bowls of salad. What could be better than salad, after all? Fresh things in a big bowl! Crunchy, juicy, crispy, hydrating, refreshing, AMAZING shit in a bowl. I’d worry about what dressing to buy but I’m too busy drooling on myself.
Here’s some inspiration for how to chomp down on lettuce, cabbage, herbs, and a lot of the amazing shit Mother Earth gave you ’cause she loves you.
1. Mediterranean Chopped Salad
2. Herbed Quinoa Salad
3. Leftover Salad Nicoise
4. Lemon Parmesan Kale Salad
5. Tiger Salad
6. Tex-Mex Margarita Chicken Salad
7. Fish Taco Salad
8. Italian Chopped Salad with Marinated Chickpeas
9. Red Oak Leaf Salad with Chopped Egg and Red Wine Walnut Oil Dressing
10. Vegetarian Mexican Salad Boats
11. Shrimp Cobb Salad with Cilantro Lime Vinaigrette
12. Dale’s Can’t Stop Eating It Salad
13. Vegan Winter Taco Salad
14. Dr. Feel Good Salad: Pumpkin, Sweet Potato, Pesto Salad
15. Garlic-Roasted Butternut Squash and Kale Wheatberry Salad with Pomegranate
16. Garden Salad with Lime Cilantro Dressing
17. Wilamette Valley Salad
18. Pomegranate, Pear, Pistachio Salad with Creamy Pomegranate Dressing
19. Sriracha Lime Chicken Salad
20. Beauchamp Orchard Salad
21. Healthy Chef Salad
22. Broccoli Salad with Bacon, Raisins, and Cheddar Cheese
23. Greek Salad
24. Avocado, Pancetta, and Pine Nut Salad
25. Baby Arugula, Cranberry, Pecan and Feta Salad
26. Raw Kale Salad
27. Layered Taco Salad
28. Steak Salad with Grapes, Walnuts, and Blue Cheese
29. Powerhouse Bulgur Salad with Orange Vinaigrette
30. Maple Roasted Acorn Squash Salad with Pomegranate Vinaigrette
31. Cherry Walnut Chicken Salad
32. Maple Roasted Butternut Squash Freekeh Salad with Kale
33. Broccoli Grape Cucumber Salad
34. Strawberry, Kiwi, and Lime Salad
35. Shaved Fennel Salad
36. Japanese Sunshine Salad with Carrot and Ginger Dressing
37. Green Kale Salad
38. Apple Kale & Pomegranate Salad
39. Cajun Turkey and Fresh Melon Salad
40. Layered Asian Salad
41. Blue Cheese Wedge Salad
42. Outback Steakhouse Wedge Salad
43. Greek Yogurt Shrimp, Avocado, and Tomato Salad
44. Grilled Veggies and Mozzarella Salad
45. Oriental Cabbage and Cranberry Salad
46. Chinese Chicken Salad with Sesame Dressing
47. Grilled Watermelon Salad
48. Roasted Beet and Arugula Salad with Maple Balsamic Vinaigrette
49. Bacon and Brussels Sprouts Salad
50. Herb Salad with Creamy Lemon Dressing
51. Ina Garten’s Cape Cod Chopped Salad
52. Roasted Mushroom and Romaine Salad
53. Portillo’s Chopped Salad
54. Pad Thai Salad
55. Crunchy Cabbage Salad with Spicy Peanut Dressing
56. Creamy Mexican Kale Salad
57. Raspberry and Scallop Salad
58. Brain Power Salad with Blueberries, Salmon, Spinach, and Avocado
59. Sizzling Cilantro Lime Fajita Salad with Honey Lime Vinaigrette
60. Avocado Caprese Salad
61. Honey Crisp Apple Salad with Candied Walnuts and Sweet Spiced Cider Vinaigrette
62. Crispy Kale Roasted Salad with Brie Grilled Cheese Croutons
63. Arugula Salad
64. Kale, Cabbage, and Carrot Salad
65. Warm Cauliflower Salad
66. Superfood Kale Avocado Salad
67. Balsamic Honey Grilled Steak Salad and Vinaigrette
68. BBQ Chicken Salad
69. Fig, Blue Cheese, and Bacon Salad with Fried Shallots
70. Caesar Salad
71. Autumn Chopped Salad
72. Garlic-Roasted Butternut Squash and Kale Wheatberry Salad with Pomegranate
73. Chopped Ahi Tuna Salad with Sesame Ginger Dressing
74. Mushroom, Lemon and Lentil Salad
75. Grilled Zucchini Ribbon and Kale Salad
76. Shrimp, Avocado & Roasted Corn Salad
77. Tuscan Kale Salad with Oranges, Currants and Feta
78. Citrus Lobster Salad
79. Southwestern Chopped Salad with Cilantro Dressing
80. Grape, Avocado and Arugula Salad
81. White Bean Spring Salad
82. Jalapeño Cornbread Panzanella Salad
83. Asparagus Egg and Bacon Salad with Dijon Vinaigrette
84. Arugula Skirt Steak Salad with Caramelized Pears, Pecans, and Gorgonzola
85. Nuts About Berries Salad
86. Honey Mustard Chicken Chopped Salad
87. Ramen Noodle Salad
88. Kale Salad with Warm Cranberry Vinaigrette
89. BLT Chopped Salad
90. BBQ Salmon and Crispy Chickpea Salad with Greek Yogurt Ranch Drizzle
91. Root Vegetable Salad with Balsamic-Date Dressing
92. Grilled Summer Veggies Salad
93. Quinoa Tabouli Salad
94. Grilled Balsamic Portobello Mushroom & Steak Salad
95. Mojito Tofu Salad
96. Curried Tofu Salad
97. Sticky Caramel Pork Belly Salad
98. Avocado Strawberry Spinach Salad with Poppyseed Dressing
99. Steak and Tortellini Salad
100. Skinny Taco Salad
