10 Black Friday 2015 Deals You Can Get Without Getting Off The Couch

It’s the most consumerist time of the year! And, as we do every year, we are here to bless you with holiday cheer while you eat leftover mashed potatoes, consider the futility of life, and then surrender to the conflicted joy you feel about getting a good deal. Plus, everything you buy through our affiliate links gives us a kickback, because why give money to retailers when you could give money to retailers who give money to us.

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1. Wildfang – 20% Black Friday & Cyber Monday, $20 gift card with every order

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The Portland Denim Vest $41.60 (from $52), The Night Life Tomboy Hoodie – $56 (from $70), Squad Tee – $38.40 (from $48),

Wildfang’s offering 20% off site-wide on Black Friday and Cyber Monday — plus you’ll get a $20 gift card with every order. This could be the moment that you let yourself or a close friend or family member finally get that floral WILD snap-back or the Foxfire Pocket Knife Necklace of your dreams.

2. The Gap – These Cozy Jogger Pants for $19.97

The Gap is offering 50% off your entire purchase until Saturday, November 28th.

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3. Eddie Bauer – This Oversized Down Throw – $49.99 (from $119)

Now that I’m back in the Midwest, I’m all about that Eddie Bauer Life. Eddie Bauer is also offering 30% off everything all day with the code “SNOWBALL.” These blankets are light and also warm and come tied in a ribbon to give as a gift to any friend or family member whose house you sometimes sleep in and wish they had a blanket like this for you to wrap yourself up in like a burrito.

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4. Modcloth – 40% off new and favorite items all day!

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Dino My Gosh Dress – $35.99 (from $59.99), Steadfast Style Boots in Black – $32.99 (from $54.99), Turn Back Time Necklace – $14.99 (from $24.99).

5. Sephora – $10 Beauty Deals

This is your big chance to figure out if perfect pores, sexy lids and perfect hair days are truly possible!

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6. Uniqlo – Everything Under $50, Like This Slim Fit Oxford Shirt for $14.90

Uniqlo’s got tons of Under $50 and you get free shipping and you can take another $15 off orders of $100 or more with code “DEALS.”

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Slim Fit Oxford Shirts – $14.90 (from $29.90), Women’s Ultra Light Down Hooded Jacket – $49.90 (from $79.90), Women’s Heat-Tech Jeans – $39.90 (from $49.90).

7. ThinkGeek – Harry Potter House Sweatpants – $14.99

ThinkGeek has 40% off 75 Amazing Gifts and they really are pretty amazing. If you or someone you love likes Star Wars, Dr. Who, Star Trek, unicorns or adorable hooded Unicorn Bathrobes, you are in LUCK, my friend.

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8. Public Bikes – Brand New Bikes for $199 (from $499!)

It comes delivered to your door 99% assembled! Public Bikes are the cutest ever.

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9. Alternative Apparel – 40% Off Everything with code BLKFRIDAY & Free Shipping

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Basic Cotton Computer Backpack – $34.80 (from $58), Trekker Eco-Constellation Thermal Top – $39.40 (from $64), Knockout suit Hoodie & Pants 2-Pack Bundle – $58.8 (from $98)

10. Mouth – 20% Off Everything

Indie food from indie makers, 100% worth it!

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11. Autostraddle – 20% Off Everything with code indie2015!

In celebration of Black Friday, Small Business Saturday AND Cyber Monday, we’re offering 20% off everything in our brand new store! Your Gal Pal Sweaters, Scissoring Sweatshirts, Lazy Femme Tees, the first three issues of our ‘zine series (yes, OMG I’m Gay is back in stock!), totes, boxer-briefs, flasks, pencil cases and so much more!

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