Which “Drive-Away Dolls” Character Are You?

Tricia Cooke and Ethan Coen’s lesbian road trip caper Drive-Away Dolls is now available on VOD and I’m so excited to watch it again and again. Because, yeah, it was fun to experience it in a big queer crowd, but it also has the low-key delightful energy of a movie you just pop on when you’re going through a gay heartbreak or falling hard for your bestie. And maybe upon these rewatches, you’ll start to ask yourself: Which Drive-Away Dolls character am I?

Well, you’re in luck, because I’ve designed a quiz to answer that very question! Are you the free-spirited Jamie or the uptight Marian? Or maybe you’re a hippie chick played by Miley Cyrus with an affinity for making plaster casts of your lovers’ genitalia? The options are endless! Or, rather, the options are seven. So take this quiz and find out who you’re most similar to in the kooky 1999 world of Drive-Away Dolls.

Which Drive-Away Dolls Character Are You?

What do you always bring on a first date?(Required)

Strap-on

Change of underwear

Drugs

Book (in case they’re late… or boring)

Carabiner

Gun

Emotional baggage

Who is your favorite of these queer music icons?(Required)

Janelle Monáe

k.d. lang

Tracy Chapman

Tegan & Sara

Kehlani

Joan Jett

Joan Armatrading

Pick a still surviving lesbian bar:(Required)

Boycott Bar

The Rubyfruit

Blush & Blu

The Sports Bra

The Bush

Jolene

Cubbyhole

Pick a quote from 'The Big Lebowski' (co-written by Ethan Coen, co-edited by Tricia Cooke):(Required)

“The Dude abides.”

“Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was a man who loved the outdoors… and bowling.”

“Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski?”

“You’re not wrong, Walter. You’re just an asshole.”

“Where’s the money, Lebowski? Where’s the fucking money, shithead?”

“Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?”

“I was bowling.”

What’s your favorite of these lesbian movies from 1999, the year 'Drive-Away Dolls' is set?(Required)

All About My Mother

Being John Malkobich

Better Than Chocolate

But I’m a Cheerleader

Election

A Luv Tale

Set Me Free

Who is your favorite of these 'RuPaul's Drag Race' winners?(Required)

Sharon Needles

Bebe Zahara Benet

Bob the Drag Queen

Willow Pill

Jinkx Monsoon

Aquaria

Symone

You want to get laid — what's your move?(Required)

Go up to someone you like and flirt with them

Go to a bar, talk to no one except your friends, feel sad when this doesn’t work

Take up a new hobby or join a sports team to meet new people

Go out wearing your sexiest outfit so someone approaches you

Make a move and then throw a tantrum if you get rejected

Call up any number of your reliable booty calls

Write in your diary that nobody wants you and do nothing about it

What's your fatal flaw?(Required)

Self-pity

Love addiction

Shyness

Too competitive

Hedonism

Anger issues

Too easy-going

Pick a famous movie dog:(Required)

What would be your ideal car for a drive-away?(Required)

Ford Bronco

1994 Honda Civic

Hummer

VW Bus

Jeep

Something safe and sensible

I’m a passenger princess so whatever my girlfriend wants

If you could make a dildo out of a plaster cast of any male actor who has worked with the Coen Brothers more than once, who would you pick?(Required)

George Clooney

John Turturro

John Goodman

Jeff Bridges

Matt Damon

Steve Buscemi

I would prefer not to answer

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