This season, Orange is the New Black introduced us to Vee, an unstoppable sociopath who shook up the power dynamic of Litchfield in a major way. She was the perfect villain — cool, calculating, manipulative and seemingly un-fuck-with-able.
Unfortunately, after a while I found it really hard to take Vee seriously, because she is constantly eeeevilly slipping in and out of hallways like some kind of malevolent Buster Bluth from Arrested Development. Those prison shoes look pretty clunky, but somehow nobody ever hears Vee coming. From what I understand, some people read a lot of poetry in prison, some people find religion, and some spend their entire sentence creepin’ on their enemies from shadowy hiding places in the prison halls.
It took a lot less time than you’d think to assemble this supercut, which is notable mostly because of the menacing cowboy standoff music they use every time someone comes across Vee. She must just stand there all day glaring into space until one of her marks comes around that corner.
If you haven’t watched Season 2 yet, this clip does contain spoilers. Also this season happened months ago, who even are you?
