We’re here! We’re queer! We’re thriving! We just had four literal sips of a beer and might now need to take a nap! Oh wait, is that just me?
Listen: we mustn’t dwell. No, not today. We can’t. Not on Rex Manning Fiona Apple day!
Riese thinks you should bake cookies. She’s not wrong!
Autostraddle wants to imagine a beautiful future. It’s going to be amazing! I believe!
For this week’s You Need Help, is closure a myth? We’ll let Kayla tackle this one.
This was so beautiful, from Abeni: How to Quit Smoking.
IRL dates may be canceled, but Animal Crossing dates sure aren’t!
Listen: quarantine is terrible in so many ways, but – hear me out – it’s producing some really top-notch No Filter content, and that’s… not… nothing?
This week’s Foolish Child has no time for Karens.
And then there were your comments!
On Every Fiona Apple Song, Ranked by Existential Despair:
The Fiona Apple Spiral Award to RCF:
On You Need Help: Will I Ever Get Over My First Ex or Is Closure a Myth:
The Doppelgangland Award to thatottergirl:
On IRL Dating Is Canceled, but Animal Crossing Is Perfect for Cute Queer Dates:
The Different Strokes Award to Chandra:
The Free As A Bird Award to IsabelMisabel:
On Queered & Careered: Practice Career Cocooning:
The Great Expectations Award to Kay:
On Also.Also.Also: Is Anything Gayer Than a Mullet?
The Confessions of a Sixth Grade Mullet Award to Caitlin:
And on Foolish Child #70: Karen:
The You Wouldn’t Like Her When She’s Angry Award to msanon:
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