As a self-proclaimed Bravo Dyke, I spend an alarming amount of time immersed in the drama of people from reality television who I have never met. And even still, I often fall out of the loop on the between-seasons drama and have to be brought up to speed by my girlfriend because there is SIMPLY. TOO. MUCH. DRAMA. AT. ALL. TIMES.

You do not have to be fixated on Bravolebrities to appreciate some juicy drama in life. Or perhaps you think of yourself as largely drama-free. Either way, if you’ve been wondering about where to start in the wonderful world of Bravo, I’m here to tell you which show you should watch first based on the type of drama you tend to attract and observe in your actual life. Or, if you’re already a converted Bravo Dyke or Bravo Dyke ally, consider this a personality quiz that determines which show from Bravo’s lineup best matches your dramatic energy.

First thing’s first: How dramatic do you THINK you are?(Required)
The drama that you DO have is typically with:(Required)
What best describes the most dramatic situation you’ve been in in the past six months?(Required)
Which of the following dramatic situations would UPSET you the most?(Required)
What best describes your general style when it comes to apologizing for something you’ve done that hurt someone else? BE HONEST(Required)
When was the last time you apologized for something?(Required)
If a friend hurts YOU, what would you most want to receive as an apology gift?(Required)
What’s your relationship to OTHER PEOPLE’S drama?(Required)
Who is the most dramatic person you know?(Required)
Which of the following actual Real Housewives taglines do you identify the most with?(Required)
Which one of these fake Real Housewives taglines that I just made up do you identify most with?(Required)
What’s your go-to way for dealing with interpersonal drama?(Required)

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