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Grease Bats: Sober Kid at the Party

Archie
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Jul 6, 2019
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Welcome to Saturday Morning Cartoons, a segment where four artists take turns delighting you with their whimsy, facts and punchlines on Saturday mornings! Grease Bats, today’s comic, is created by Archie!

If you like their work check out Archie’s new book,A Quick And Easy Guide To They/Them Pronouns! Also, if you like Grease Bats CONSIDER PRE-ORDERING THE BOOK NOW!

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I’m a cartoonist living in Minneapolis. Co-Author and artist of A Quick And Easy Guide To They/Them Pronouns. Author of Grease Bats, coming out Fall 2019 with Boom! Studios! If I’m not working I’m socializing. If I’m not out with friends I’m drawing. If I’m not doing any of those things I’m probably depressed. Support me using Patreon.

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  • Deli Twotone
    July 6, 2019 at 6:45 am

    “Can’t be mad if it’s true” LOL

    I’m soooo looking forward to Grease Bats, the Book. And… kinda dreaming of a web series.

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  • Emerson
    July 6, 2019 at 9:32 am

    More proof that I am Scout and Scout is me. I have anxiety that sounds EXACTLY like that and I’m terrible at flirting because of it, even when drinking. This was actually super comforting / empowering? even though it actively called me out the whole time 😂

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  • Alex
    July 6, 2019 at 12:36 pm

    I’m sober at nearly every party and it’s totally fine! People make way too big a deal of it. Just have fun with your friends.

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  • Leapfrog
    July 6, 2019 at 1:18 pm

    I very much enjoy Saturdays with a new Grease Bats. Also I am wondering what Scout needed antibiotics for and hope they feel 100% again v soon.

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  • Linnea
    July 6, 2019 at 2:16 pm

    “White Claw— every gays new favorite beverage.” Indeed!

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  • cb
    July 6, 2019 at 3:03 pm

    have listened to old town road at least once but did just google “white claw” – now that i know what it is, that totally checks out that the queers are into it, though

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    • Deli Twotone
      July 6, 2019 at 5:15 pm

      Hard same.

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    • Al
      July 6, 2019 at 5:37 pm

      I did after I read whiteclaw cause it got the best of me.

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  • Jess
    July 7, 2019 at 2:51 am

    Recently stopped drinking and this comic was very comforting <3

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  • ghdsports
    July 7, 2019 at 10:19 pm

    LOL….Thanks for another excellent article hahhaahhahhaa – OnMovies App

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  • Elenor
    July 7, 2019 at 11:12 pm

    I do know who Lil Nas X is, and have heard Old Town Road, but I am embarrassed to admit that I do not know how to pronounce his name. Is it Lil Nas “X”, like Malcom X? Or Lil Nas “The Tenth”? Also, I’m assuming that “Nas” is pronounced to rhyme with “Oz,” as in the Wizard Of, but I am open to correction on that point as well? My excuse is that I live in China at the moment, and thus don’t have many conversations about American pop culture, etc. However, I’m headed back to the US later this summer and don’t want to embarrass myself further if he comes up in conversation! Can anyone help me out? Thanks in advance from an anxious-about-pop-culture-small-talk queermo…

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    • fomosexual
      July 8, 2019 at 1:47 pm

      LIL NAS THE TENTH!! I’m laughing my ass off. I’m gonna refer to him as that from now on and just see how uncomfortable people get and if they correct me.

      From my experience, people seem to just call him Lil Nas when talking about him out loud. But then it’s like… is it Lil Noss? Or Lil Naz? Which is always my issue with people named Josie. Jo-zee? Jo-see? Written languages are so imperfect…

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  • Elinor Rooks
    July 9, 2019 at 4:06 pm

    HUNKBABES!!!!!!

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  • Erica
    July 12, 2019 at 2:21 pm

    Andys of the world, please take care of yourselves! JFC.

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