QUIZ: Which Gay Witch Are You?

Well, it’s September, and you know what that means — time for all gays to start celebrating Halloween! Let’s kick it off with a little witchy quiz, shall we?

Which Gay Witch Are You?

Pick a pie!(Required)

Which witch class best suits you?(Required)

Animation and Manipulation

Divining

Adapted Chaos

Allegorical Astrology

Not Using Magic: Solutions to Common Problems

Mentalist Magic

Projective Magic: Charms and Curses

Protective Magic: Wards to Keep Yourself and Other Safe

Every single class the school offers!

Arcane Ethics

Combat Magic

What sapphic stereotype are you?(Required)

I hate men.

I’m enemies to lovers.

I’m endless processing.

I’m witchcraft.

I’m a buried gay.

I’m a cameo by Clea DuVall.

I’m a misanthrope.

I can’t let anything go.

I’m Birkenstocks.

I’m a social justice warrior.

I’m a WNBA/USWNT super fan.

Choose a color palette.(Required)

Your best friends would say you struggle with…(Required)

Forgiveness

Rejection

Control

Betrayal

Trust

Anxiety

Mild Narcissism

Grief

Perfectionism

Impulsivity

Authority

Choose a Whitney Houston lyric.(Required)

We both know / I’m not what you need

The ride with you was worth the fall, my friend / Loving you makes life worth living / Didn’t we almost have it all

I’d rather be home feeling blue / So I’m saving all my love for you

I’ve done alright up ’til now / It’s the light of day that shows me how / And when the night falls / Loneliness calls

Whatever you want from me / I’m giving you everything / I’m your baby tonight

If tomorrow is judgment day / And I’m standing on the front line / And the Lord asks me what I did with my life / I will say I spent it with you

Don’t walk away from me / Don’t walk away from me / Don’t you dare walk away from me

I broke my heart / Fought every gain / To taste the sweet / I face the pain

There can be miracles / When you believe / Though hope is frail, it’s hard to kill

Light the candles, aroma therapy / Hot tub bubbles surrounding me

I get so emotional baby / Ain’t it shocking what love can do

Select a witch accessory.(Required)

What's the best Disney movie?(Required)

Coco

The Princess Diaries

Toy Story

Monsters, Inc.

Moana

Beauty and the Beast

Maleficent

Lady and the Tramp

Robin Hood

Hercules

Mulan

What's your preferred mode of transportation?(Required)

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