Hanna asks Buzzcut to stall Jessica if he sees her so that she can sneak into the house. Buzzcut seems to be too nice to be true. He schemes up a reason to stall Jessica by breaking her mailbox, then makes out with Hanna because of course.
Aria is in the back and is basically moments from a breakdown. Her mom sneaks backstage to have a bonding moment about broken hearts and getting over broken hearts and it’s kind of a touching moment. They even cry together.
And Zach proposed to Aria’s mom! Aria’s all for it. Sounds like U-Hauling to me!
Emily and Hanna are in Ali’s room looking for the shopping bag. This is begging to be a terrible moment.
Hanna finds a collage in the closet with clues? Emily hacks into the email address from the money.
She sends a message to Ali.
Moments later, Ali calls Emily’s phone and sounds panicked. They ask who is in her grave. She tells them to “come here and hurry.”
Back in the woods and Spencer stepping on something, Spencer sees someone run away. She calls for Alison and wanders around a bit. Then, the metal clinking noise that might be Spencer being stabbed!
But oh, it’s just her veil is caught in a bear trap! That was the noise, seriously? Wait, why was there a bear trap in the woods? Spencer, watch where you’re running!
Spencer finds the Liars and tells them where she was. They help her take off her dress and find that there’s finger bones in her corset.
Who put this on her and didn’t notice there were finger bones instead of regular boning? Is that one of those questions we aren’t supposed to ask?
There’s also a note: What are you going to do when the rest of me comes out of the grave? That is legit really traumatizing.
They’re about to leave for Philly, and Emily is waiting outside for the Liars. Paige comes up to her and says Emily was right. Paige is still so angry at Ali and that’s why she did it. She begs for forgiveness.
Emily does forgive her, but says she couldn’t trust her ever again. They are so over.
Dammit, Paige.
The Liars get to Philly where Ali told them to meet her. It looks like an abandoned store? With lots of cobwebs?
A door opens and they turn around and say, “What are you doing here?” Who was it?!
In the ending A scene, we find A looking through the guestbook of the Red Finch Inn. They find CeCe Drake’s name and then dial the number for the Rosewood police department. They take a piece of butterscotch candy. Hmmm.
Who was at Ali’s place? I think it might be Jason. We know it wouldn’t be Jessica, but it could be Jason. We don’t know WHY Jason is lying to them. Has he been helping Ali for however long they’ve both been gone? Is that even likely?
Jason seems to be on Team Jessica. Ali doesn’t seem like it. But if Ali is afraid of Mrs. DiLaurentis, why is she buying her clothing? And why is Mrs. DiLaurentis taking such a hard “She’s not alive” to the police.
Also, if there’s an evil twin situation going on with the arm fracture, Mrs. DiLaurentis didn’t even bat an eyelash.
Why is it that when the writers decide someone could be A, they suddenly make them overly creepy and evil and suddenly everything they do is so much more evil than it had been before? Like very obviously evil. Even the looks Jessica was giving to Spencer were so outrageous. What triggered the fact that she can’t even fake nice anymore?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G350Uiej_4M
Y’all ready for the season finale next week? A unmasked?!
