deleted snapchat
feels good to not even try
will do this again
that game “name that tune”
but with instagram pictures
for if gay or straight
want to mommy blog
about my fake son brayden
what a little shit
a wise man once said
kidding it was a woman
retweeting is free
would love a thinkpiece
about why baby boomers
are so into p!nk
pinterest should calm down
all covering articles
every time you scroll
once in chicago
i rode the train with tav
felt like father time
susan miller flow
is stalling a site update
during retrograde
you’ll never believe
which of these celebrities
have aged over time
something sad is that
koko the gorilla’s blog
is better than mine
speaking of koko
her PR rep denied me
use of her blog pics
my old yahoo! mail
dates back so far it’s flooded
with dELia*s deals
i wonder how long
i would be able to last
inside xojane
stop using faceswap
it’s scary and is not good
hear my unique cry
when i’m on venmo
it feels way too personal
like i’ve seen too much
so glad that weird al
wasn’t famous at a time
we had internet
my favorite celebs
are instagram basset hounds
they’re free to follow
feel bad for kids now
i have like 80 passwords
how many will they?
why does google maps
stay trying to stunt on me
what’s it want from me
my fav facebook phrase
is “gotta love” and then _____
gotta love ellen
delias!! Wow if I could have back all the birthday money (and mall money? I vaguely recall my parents sometimes giving me $20 to go to the mall, but never an actual, regular allowance) I spent on Dr. Seuss t-shirts from delias–well, I would probably have dressed a lot cooler in middle school, for a start.
haiku comment time
yr article was v nice
but snapchat is great
like really come on
i love the idiot filters
and creeping stories
photo roll face swap
is so astoundingly bad
it’s the best ever
Snapchat is so great
how else would I send cb
my ugly selfies?
shut the fuck up jane
your selfies are a delight
snapchat pals for life
heart eyes emoji
dragon head and sparkle heart
fav dragon sister
Ok, let’s be real
Everybody should love p!nk
She’s fucking perfect
Weird Al is now known
as a hero of grammar
My linguist heart wails
4 serious re:
the venmo situation
plz make it stop ugh
Cultist common sense
fades visibly; snow in May
no real threat. i rest
“stop using faceswap
it’s scary and is not good
hear my unique cry”
OMG ME! They are so terrifying! And sometimes the face swaps don’t even work! Like! Why!!!! Stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that’s how you know it was a good face swap!!
*faceswaps with my dog*
this title reminds
me of the toast: “the sky needs
to calm down of birds”
<3 but also :(