NSFW Lesbosexy Sunday Is Using Today’s Extra Hour for Lesbian Sex
Ryan Yates
Ryan Yates was the NSFW Editor (2013–2018) and Literary Editor for Autostraddle.com, with bylines in Nylon, Refinery29, The Toast, Bitch, The Daily Beast, Jezebel, and elsewhere. They live in Los Angeles and also on twitter and instagram.
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I MISSED AN OPPORTUNITY FOR CAKE??????
First you marry, then you Marie?
Pretty half baked, Chandra. I expect batter from you.
I gateau keep trying
Marie…Curie? Divorce cake with a half-life.
Cooked on the element
Isotope so.
It’s deciding how to split it after that’s the tricky part.
If your neighborhood particle accelerator can’t handle it you could just try to split it over said Ex’s nose.
Whichever way you slice it, this whole thread is just giving new meaning to let’s get physical on NSFW Sunday.
I egg you all on with floury praise. Shall we milk this for all it’s worth? I chocolate of it up to some of us being pun-obsessed.
The way we’re all running rings around each other in spark-tickle acceleration, a Chuckle-it Pundt cake seems like the appropriate just dessert.
Y’all crack me up.
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Snaelle, even though we are all getting punny and a few laughs about a Divorce Cake I just want to let you know I’m sorry that you’ve encountered a relationship experience in which this cake would have been appropriate.
Relationships are hard but Humor heals sending love and understanding out to ya.
Aw, thanks @Paulala, those thoughts are much appreciated <3
Humor definitely helps, along with self-care, friends and cake.
@queergirl I hope you’ve seen this
“I MISSED AN OPPORTUNITY FOR CAKE??????”
I know ! I didn’t think of that either !
Just desserts I suppose. On the bright side, now we can have our cake and eat it too !
re ghosting: call it what you like, it’s rude and lacks of respect either way, in any context.
Yup, thank you for this
I think a lot of situations could benefit from people learning how to graciously say no, but there are certain contexts where I think this kind of behavior is perfectly acceptable – for example if the other person comes off as inappropriate or creepy.
So who spent their extra hour yesterday enjoying loving company?
I will confess that I spent my extra hour snuggled in bed sound asleep with my favorite snuggle buddy. My little pup Baxter. ??♀️
I probably should have got up and baked a cake.
I spent my extra hour suffering from insomnia, and laying in bed next to my girlfriend keeping our cats occupied so they didn’t wake her. so I’m pretty sure that counts and enjoying loving company.