Guys, all I can think about this week is the Spice Girls melodrama that took place over the weekend. Somehow I always knew my path to greatness would involve the Spice Girls, but I never imagined it’d be 20+ years after Spice World.
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ABOUT GODDAMN TIME. Seriously though, congratulations to Kehlani for having an unmedicated home birth, you are the baddest bitch this week.
These two recently celebrated their two year anniversary and it still feels like it happened yesterday. Remember when they got a funfetti cake? Those were good times.
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This situation is extremely satisfying to me, a person who enjoys outfits for dogs.
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I LITERALLY CANNOT.
❤️ (Also, can we start the petition for Sarah Paulson on the new season of Big Little Lies starting now? She’d make an excellent suburban wine mom.)
Hayley Kiyoko wandered into the cliffs one day and was never seen again. We’ll miss you, Lesbian Jesus.
But if Lena Waithe ever disappears into the cliffs I will actually die. (Happy Birthday Diana Ross!)
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Teddy Geiger’s back to thirst trappin’ the only way she knows how (really fucking well).
Ashley Benson is an Ariana Grande/Pete Davidson meme IRL.
Well Beth Ditto’s cute date night makes me feel better about my social life. Also, they are too precious for words.
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And now… King Princess receiving a shot in her ass. I had to do this once when my cat bit me; that’s maybe the only scenario that could make King Princess’ Insta even more gay.
March confidently into today like you’re Stephanie Beatriz examining the Dolly Parton exhibit at the Grammy museum.
