Welcome back to another glorious week of No Filter, a jaunt down the avenue of queer celebrity Instagram. This week, my two favorite News Items were the legendary tale where Demi Lovato and Bella Thorne went to a strip club together, and the incredible news that Evan Rachel Wood’s child thinks the Westworld set is a real place and calls it “Cowboy Land.” Maybe things aren’t so bad.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bh2I6nHDva6/?taken-by=cameronesposito
We kick things off with breaking news, which is that both Cameron Esposito and Rhea Butcher got haircuts.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bh5U21HnDhI/?taken-by=kehlani
Kehlani is (by all accounts) a time lord.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bh-SJUml843/?taken-by=evanrachelwood
I can’t stop looking at Evan’s jacket and then her hair and then her boots and DID YOU EVER SEE ANYONE SIT ON A STOOL MORE PERFECTLY IN YOUR WHOLE LIFE? Little-known fact: Evan Rachel Wood Bisexual invented sitting on stools.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bh32NU7lpLU/?taken-by=daniebb3
I don’t know about you but I’m trying to get out of winter depression so I biked ten minutes to work yesterday and almost died. Danielle Brooks is out here casually smoking everyone in a Spartan Race??
This is a gem from last week, your best friend Sarah Paulson disinfecting the airplane window I am about to pass out with my face against, drooling slightly.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BhMoH33gQqW/
Another submission from our good friend Valerie Anne, who thought you might want to watch this Boomerang about sixteen or seventeen times.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bh2qUhkgUWw/?taken-by=bishilarious
Brittani already gave this photo a caption, my work here is done.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bhu58D_ldAz/?taken-by=laurenjauregui
Love when No Filter subjects host their own bisexual summits, thus making my job even easier.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bh2vDJhlChG/?taken-by=ddlovato
Did you hear that, guys? Demi Lovato misses me.
“Hayley Kiyoko invented the thirst trap.” – Mey Rude
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bh70Bh2gZMc/?taken-by=gabyroad
It’s honestly so much easier for everyone when Gaby Dunn roasts herself.
JENNY OWEN YOUNGS LEARNED THE JOY OF SOYLENT but chose the wrong flavor. Coffiest all the way.
Join us next week for more bisexual summits and honestly probably a lot more of Cameron and Rhea’s hair.