This week, Taylor Swift enlisted so many respectable gay people to be in a music video for a song that is at best, out of touch; and at worst, the worst; but! It does seem like a lot of young people and heterosexuals are truly enjoying it. Pleased by the activism and the inspired children. Also, aside from the Adam + Steve folks, it’s really great thing to watch with the sound off.
Of course the other big Insta story besides people continuing to celebrate Father’s Day for some reason and various celebrities being involved in corporate Pride campaigns is that Cara Delevingne and Ashley Benson, who have been dating for quite some time, are now OFFICIALLY dating, as per Instagram, an important source of news.
Please tell me that’s the real estate agent and she bought a Praise Be t-shirt for this occasion
You have Lucas’s heart.
Now rip it out.
Last dance $1000.
-A
Hello yes I will clean your room so you can go meet the homies it would be my pleasure and much easier than trying to figure out what books are on your nightstand by looking really closely at my computer screen.
I imagine everybody clearing the pool for this photograph to be taken similarly to how I imagine Moses parting the red sea.
One time in boarding school, the boys dorm was cleared out in the middle of the night because they’d gotten a tip that someone had snuck in marijuana, and everybody’s room was searched, and two of my friends had an ESPECIALLY thorough search b/c they were known to be drug-users but all that turned up from it was that they had indeed stolen the framed fox photograph from the hallway of the building where all our classrooms were (which they’d done weeks earlier just because it seemed like a funny thing to do) and a container of muscle-building protein powder they’d bought at GNC to assist their workouts called WOLF PACK. So every time I see the words WOLF PACK I think about the draconian counselors exiting their exhaustive search with just a huge framed photo of a fox and, because they somehow deemed it suspicious, a big tub with the words WOLF PACK on it.
Candyland has been turned over to the homosexuals just as the good Lordess intended.
Laverne Cox is Princess Loli, of course!
Adam Lambert is Lord Licorice and Ellen DeGeneres is Mister Mint. I’m just riffing here.
Can’t wait to see what happens when we decide how to combine Tongue Out Tuesdays with Taco Tuesdays
Big news for huggers out there from Ilene Chaiken’s bird instagram! I’m assuming y’all have been hoping for more pics from Ilene Chaiken’s bird instagram and I’m sorry for letting you down thus far.
