Welcome back to No Filter, Autostraddle dot com’s top source for finger-on-the-pulse celebrity happenings. This week, a lot of gossip blogs told me that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson were secretly aching to get back together, which doesn’t sound super true. In lieu of that, here’s a bunch of famous people having a much better day than we are! Let’s get to it.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGc75dssU-w/
Here are Ingrid Nilsen and Jules Kutner, pretending love isn’t a lie.
Are you ready for the new season of Orange Is The New Black? I’m incredibly not ready. Look at these faces!! Who could be ready?!? Dascha Ponanco is busy looking extremely mysterious.
And then Gabourey Sidibe just creeps into the picture like it’s NBD, everything’s fine.
Allegedly these two are dating! Look at those two symmetrical faces next to each other! That could be a thing, alright!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGdQcXEG1by/
Amandla Stenberg graduated, probably played that Vitamin C song like 800 times.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGP12rRK6XG/
Just thought I’d sneak this picture of some really goodlooking A-Camp staff into this week’s edition.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGaEUtqOKqf/
If you’re into imagining being in a video game where you fight Demi Lovato, this video is definitely for you.
Seems like a good time to appreciate these two and all they have to offer. Yes I am using Samira Wiley as a coping mechanism this week, why do you ask?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGfu65NGFZF/
I’m really upset.
Join us next week, when no matter what we choose to focus on, these Tegan and Sara masks will follow us forever.
Lauren Morelli always looks like she’s being electrocuted by love, but, like, in a good way. I enjoy it.
right? like also the thing where you come out and then immediately fall ass over teakettle for samira wiley and then just show up places laughing wearing pretty dresses! ugh damn. maybe I should think about my life/think about my choices.
Yeah Lauren pretty much had my fantasy coming out (minus the having to get divorced). Professional success followed by personal epiphany and SAMIRA WILEY
1. get a sick writing gig
2. come out
3. ????
4. PROFIT
Is this a checklist for me? because I am so here for that.
SICK WRITING GIGS WHERE R U
they have to stay together forever though because who can you possibly date next if samira wiley was your first girlfriend?
very true
Tegan and Sara just stole my soul.
wait Ingrid Nilsen and hannah hart broke up ????????!!!!!!
yeah a couple months ago. :/
this new babe seems to be a fan of the notebook so I think they were re-enacting that one scene.
people get to break up, but I am sort of weirdly invested in Hannah Hart being okay, and like I want to send her my favorite self-help books but also that seems intrusive.
fwiw this is the book I wanted to send her:
http://www.drlaurabrown.com/written/not-the-price-of-admission-healthy-relationships-after-childhood-trauma/
(It’s by a person who’s a mentor of mine as a clinician and a very old timey lesbian who has been a feminist therapist foreeeeeeeeeeeeever)
I’m not Hannah Hart, but I am glad to have this book on my radar. Thanks!
yeah! what’s good for the gander! it’s pretty accessible too, not super clinical language and whatnot.
My thoughts exactly! How did I not know this??
Mimes?
Bring on all the Samira Wiley!!! I’m so here for it.
maybe this isn’t the place to ask, but I have an appointment tomorrow and I need help choosing a gay AF haircut for curly hair and an oval-ish face? any celes.bi.an instagram inspiration for me, friends?
rofl i just searched for “curly gay hair” on google and all that came up were porn sites
this is why I had to come consult the oracle instead.
I’m not a celesbian but i have a gay af curly haircut! Sometimes more gay than other times. Anyway, I feel ya.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BAgLXsiL-kW/
I LOVE THOSE EARRINGS
Also not a celesbian but mine is curlyish: http://i.imgur.com/hGt5f7F.jpg
thanks @chandra and @gem-2! you are both rocking those styles :D
also I am definitely not determined to mimic a celebrity, just figured since they are the point of No Filter I would try to tie my shameless request in with the theme!
I’ve also just realized it is only Wednesday so I have 24h more than expected to decide.
Rhea Butcher and Cameron Esposito talk a lot about how much they like their hairstylist, Pony, whose Folklore Salon has an instagram page here: https://www.instagram.com/salonfolklore/.
I never thought this would happen to me, but I think in going to have nightmares about Tegan and Sara tonight.
Oh god, and now I’ve submitted a comment with a big typo in it and my OCD knows it’s there and I can’t fix it. Goodbye, Autostraddle. It’s been lovely knowing you.
We all still love you! It’s okay!
i smiled on multiple occassions
That’s pretty much all I aspire to do this week!
Thank god for this column because my heart can’t handle reading more Orlando coverage right now. Samira Wiley makes everything better
that Demi Lovato video made me jealous. I could have used some recreational punching of things this week.