Once again it is Wednesday and we find ourselves in the loving embrace of No Filter, a column designed to bring you only the very finest *Italian chef kiss* in queer celebrity Instagram. This week, even though I don’t think she’d ever want to be included in this column, I only want to talk about this:
Perhaps you, like me, would like to imagine that Nichols, Chapman and Poussey are all hanging out with Poussey’s hot wife somewhere in heaven, and you, like me, refuse to watch season 6 of Orange is the New Black because you refuse to have that image shattered forever by (most likely) reality.
One time at my job I asked Natasha Lyonne to smoke in the smoking section instead of directly under the neighbor’s windows and the look she gave me was a lot like frame 3, but meaner.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BnP_Vo-gdrE/?taken-by=gabyroad
Whoever gave Gaby Dunn this jacket is feeding a monster.
I grew Hayley Kiyoko in this field for you.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BnHDLytBGD8/?taken-by=st_vincent
Annie Clark even looks like this when she soundchecks, further proof that life is not fair.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BnLItNpApV4/?taken-by=kingprincess69
Every week I’m like damn, what’s the gayest photo in King Princess’ Insta feed? and this week there was a lot of competition but this image of the Gayest Couple of 2018 won my imaginary contest.
HAS ANYONE SEEN MY NEW RED HAT?????
https://www.instagram.com/p/BnPAVprHVW7/?taken-by=kehlani
The guy in the background repeatedly asking, “Whose mans is this???” is me.
I just spent 10 minutes flipping through Emily Hampshire’s Insta looking at all the adoring photos of Teddy and COME ON you guys.
Ruby Rose didn’t post any good gay content this week so I went back a few weeks to this photo of a studious Rose on the set of my favorite movie The Meg, taking notes regarding the teeth of this fake prehistoric shark. This is where Ruby learned to kiss like this.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BnRhYJ3BqId/?taken-by=janellemonae
Janelle Monáe and this olive are better kissers than Ruby Rose, you heard it from me.
Next week I am hopeful for more of My Girlfriend Janelle Monáe in Paris content.
