My darlings, once a week we gather here to examine the week in queer social media, and as we prepare for our weekly Teddy Geiger-induced heart attack, may we take a moment to appreciate the extreme thirst of suddenly single Miley Cyrus? I refuse to learn this other woman’s name or what she looks like and I don’t think this relationship is like, real? But I also am entertained as heck and hope they keep this up for at least a few more weeks.
As you were.
None of us deserve the iconic, ageless Angela Bassett, ruler of my heart, burner of cars, she for whomst I wait to exhale. The closest anyone has ever come is Lena Waithe.
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Teddy Geiger is so, so invested in making sure her feet are in her thirst traps! In this essay I will
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Small dogs everywhere are obsessed with BBQ Dad Brittani Nichols, but this guy in particular is Duncan, son of Lauren Morelli.
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My friend and yours Gaby Dunn started watching Are You The One? this week and she is NOT OKAY. That said, it took her less than 20 minutes to decide she was ready to stan Remy, so at least we know she’s still of sound mind.
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NO POST MORE ARE YOU THE ONE CONTENT!!!!!

I’m obsessed with this show and therefore obsessed with everyone becoming obsessed with this show.
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King Princess is such a reliable, faithful source of weekly extremely gay content.
No snark, just really enjoyed Stephanie Beatriz’s puppy snuggles.
Easy breezy beautiful.
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Honoring your dog on your sensible boots is bisexual culture.
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Anyway this is the moment Evan Rachel Wood became president.