Hello friends and lovers, this week we gather to enjoy the cream of the crop of queer celebrity Instagram. How was your week? I spent most of last week dogsitting for a friend. Their two small dogs barked for ten full minutes if they heard someone coming out of their apartment, if they heard someone walking up the stairs, if someone outside walked past the building, if a car drove by, if a bird flew past the window. I didn’t sleep at all!!!!!!! I’m doin’ great and feeling optimistic about the future!!!
(If you’re wondering why we’re not covering the situation with Demi Lovato here, it’s because addiction is an extremely serious issue and I am respectfully declining to cover it under the Vapid Fluff umbrella.)
As we turn our attention towards the social media presences of our favorite stars, I invite you to use this jealous Holland Taylor tweet and charming Sarah Paulson video as an amuse-bouche.
Now, @jamieleecurtis you better skedaddle. https://t.co/F6SFwnhkN9
— Holland Taylor (@HollandTaylor) July 21, 2018
https://www.instagram.com/p/BlmjzW6HHKI/?taken-by=parisjackson
Because it’s been a rough couple of days, I’m gonna choose this picture of Paris Jackson’s adorable dog to kick off this goddamn day. Look at that dog! It’s so ready to slurp spaghetti Lady and the Tramp style with Paris!
I CANNOT HANDLE HOW SMALL THIS DOG IS (OK, was). Does he even know how small he is?!?!? Does he know?!?!?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BlYSJ1QDbnA/?taken-by=evanrachelwood
I honestly had to sit down for a minute after I heard Evan play “The Desperate Kingdom of Love,” one of my favorite PJ songs. This was a fucked up thing to do to me on a Wednesday afternoon.
If Hayley Kiyoko’s frantic dancing doesn’t put a smile on your face I don’t know what to tell you.
Is there anything this woman cannot do? NO THERE IS NOT.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BllPUSAgLoN/?taken-by=gabyroad
There’s just a lot going on here, but I’d like to start by asking Gaby what the hell’s going on with this overalls situation.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Ble1FHunYNF/?taken-by=teganandsara
This is a still from the newest installment of Jurassic World.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BlapASkhWFy/?taken-by=daniebb3
Look, we’ve got Danielle Brooks (who’s great) hangin with Janelle Monáe (who is a legend), with Alicia Keys just casually chillin in the background and it seems that for one brief shining moment in time, all was right with the world.
If I don’t have more videos of Hayley Kiyoko dancing for you next week I am going to throw some furniture.
