Welcome back to No Filter, your weekly dose of celebrity Instagram tabloid madness. This week, my favorite story making the rounds is the widespread speculation regarding Kristen Stewart’s personal body odor situation. As one publication explained,
It’s the crazy love between Kristen Stewart and her new girlfriend. Since she made her coming-out, the young woman is no longer hiding and it’s really fun to see. Today, the former actress of the Twilight saga shares her life with an ultra-famous mannequin. Moreover, for Valentine’s Day, Kristen Stewart and Stella Maxwell appeared more accomplices than ever . Would she finally find shoes at her feet? Today, it’s a completely different subject related to KStew that makes noise on the Web. Several journalists have pointed out the big fault of Kristen Stewart . Hold yourself well, it would be related to his body odor …
In other news, we’re busy trying to figure out who Celine Dion’s girlfriend is and how we’re supposed to feel about Courtney Stodden’s bisexuality. Until we can solve these great mysteries, let’s delve into Instagram.
Samira Wiley made a mess and Lea DeLaria isn’t even mad.
Jasika Nicole joined this tough street gang and we are all very proud of her for the successful creation of these pink pants.
Samantha Thomas celebrates Ellen Page’s birthday by reminding us how happy and adorable they are. This is a normal-sized chair.
Stephanie Beatriz WON THE GODDAMN LOTTERY and I am 100% jealous.
Stella Maxwell is the one on the right.
Just Cara Delevingne, doing normal Cara Delevingne stuff.
Brittani Nichols + Carmen Rios + heart-shaped pizza = my ideal Valentine’s Day.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BQhGFLRBzed/
Torraine Futurum has us blushing.
Join us next week, when Brittani Nichols, Carmen Rios and the heart-shaped pizza team up to fight crime in greater Los Angeles.
I would so watch that movie/tvshow/read that comic book.
THAT PIZZA THOUGH!!!!
If a girl got me a pizza that looked like that, I’d be proposing within minutes.
My wife made me a heart-shaped pizza from scratch…topped with chorizo slices that were also cut into hearts.
I guess this is relevant to the conversation, but mostly I’m just gloating.
That sounds so delicious! And also very gay.
I’m so jealous!!!!
Ellen Page and her pocket-sizedness give me hope w/r/t not looking like a tiny child if I date a six-footer.
Also I have at least one gross Kristen Stewart thought a day and today’s is “I still would” even after reading about her apparent B.O. Thoughts about her current gf include: “It doesn’t look like anything to me.”
Yeah I did cringe for a second reading about that and then it’s like “I’d learn to deal”…
Would possibly build her a cedar outdoor bath so I can trick her into bathing. Hey, in this scenario we’re wealthy LA housewives right?
I do. I wanna make out tonight.
Also, you’ve got to appreciate Stella Maxwell posing in photos where she’s the only blonde so you have a chance at figuring out which one is her.
I can’t tell you how much I want Jasika’s instagram post to be a trailer for a new series ?
posting this here just in case you missed this picture of kristen and stella https://www.instagram.com/p/BQs-SUfB0s7/
OH WE ARE AWARE
This has been the best week for Selena related news. First the Selena-themed child’s birthday party, and now this??? I don’t know if I can take any more goodness.
wow ellen page is even smaller than i thought, the camera must add 100 lbs
also the phrase “more accomplices than ever” from that excerpt is throwing me for a loop
am i a c-list celesbian yet tho
c is for carmen
it’s good enough for me
You missed the obvious one, C is also for cute gay, and cool gay.
C is the new A, I heard…
Who is Courtney Stodden, as I am not familiar with her. Wait Celine Dion is dating a woman, or this the tabloids getting it wrong as usual(but this time in reverse).
she is terrible, it’s not worth getting into, basically she was the child bride of a much much older actor.
and i have been reading a LOT of rumors about celine and women??? i am keeping an eye on this story.
I’m not sure 15 year old me can cope with Celine being gay. But I’m happy to try!
An unfortunate child I wish could be rescued that is now a legal adult.
She came to fame by being a 16 teen year old that married with parental permission that guy who played the fucked up guard in Green Mile, who was in his 50’s at the time of their nuptials.
But with all the tanning, pounds of make up, bleached hair and clothes Miss Stodden looked like a 30 year old playboy bunny from the 00’s.
Her parents seem to have raised and coached her for a career in soft core or something.
It’s uh messed up.
or you know, the guy from the x files who lives in a nest and eats livers.
Omg how did I forget.
Shit out of all the D list to pimp their child out to the they really chose the ick of the litter.
“Ick of the litter” is my new favorite expression.
Thank you, I think i need a shower over how icky that story is.
I thought Samira Wiley had hit maximum cuteness a while back, but that hair and those glasses!
Celine Dion, bien sur!
If I had a pet sea lion I would name it SeaLion Dion
I immediately said this joke to everyone in the same room as me. A+
If Celine comes out we can do it all over again