No Filter: Cara Delevingne’s Other Big News Is She’s Joan Collins’ Goddaughter, Apparently

Stef
Aug 15, 2018
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Welcome back to No Filter, your Wednesday fix of queer celebrity Instagram. This week, we received confirmed proof that Ashley Benson and Cara Delevingne are totally a thing, which unfortunately I could not cover myself but which Riese attended to with aplomb and panache. We also learned that somebody at Gossip Cop is really pissed that tabloids thought Kristen Stewart and Stella Maxwell’s relationship might be in jeopardy! The tone of this article is hilariously indignant and I couldn’t help but wonder: whose publicist keeps calling Gossip Cop?



Listen, I admittedly don’t know a whole lot of details about Cara Delevingne; I know how to spell her last name and who her ex girlfriends are. Her godmother is JOAN FRIGGIN COLLINS?!?!? That’s the most exciting news about Cara I’ve heard this week!!!! She’s also really into these unfortunate, appropriative braids right now, which are certainly… a choice she made.


https://www.instagram.com/p/BmU2v_HA9XX/?taken-by=kingprincess69
Tried to find the gayest picture in King Princess’ feed this week. Feel like it’s this one.


https://www.instagram.com/p/BmepRyHBWP-/?taken-by=janellemonae
I’M SO MAD



How your sausage gets made. Hayley Kiyoko just became my favorite music video director.

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BmSJxgLHEWz/?taken-by=teganandsara
Tegan Quin is done with summer but here for face masks and I support her in every way possible.



Our pal Ruby Rose (who quit Twitter this week because you guys were so mad at her for being cast at Batwoman, jeez guys) is being… eaten by a prehistoric shark I guess? I haven’t seen the movie yet. Anyway I’ve found this loop fascinating and watched it eight times before I noticed what I was doing.


https://www.instagram.com/p/BmUbV9KHQoW/?taken-by=kehlani
Kehlani, you do not have to explain any of your haircuts to me; you are perfect forever goodbye.


https://www.instagram.com/p/Bmb3nFYlE4V/?taken-by=amandlastenberg
SURE OKAY.


https://www.instagram.com/p/BmUbfVwAaMh/?taken-by=gabyroad
I can’t caption this better than she captioned it herself.


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OK but when I saw this photo I thought her hair had been sewn into the plant somehow and I was very concerned.


Join us next week for tea and biscuits.

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Stef Schwartz is a founding member and the self-appointed Vapid Fluff Editor at Autostraddle.com. She currently resides in New York City, where she spends her days writing songs nobody will ever hear and her nights telling much more successful musicians what to do. Follow her on twitter and/or instagram.

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