No Filter: Cara Delevingne and Halsey Perform HYSTERICAL Trust Fall In Baggy Menswear!

Riese —
May 29, 2019
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Hello welcome to another week of celebrity instagram shenanigans. This week, we learned that Desiree Akhvan is going through a breakup, inspiring extra attention to social media.


Bless Gemini season for bringing us hot Roberta Colindrez content on instagram even though her instagram is private.


This is how lesbians [and otherwise-identified fans of girl-on-girl culture] have sex

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Adam Lambert remains irresistible to lesbians.


No, Shane doesn’t want any flavoring in her water ice. What the fuck is he talking about with the flavoring?

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https://www.instagram.com/p/ByBD1rPppFI/

It appears that Desiree Akhavan is going through a breakup and I hope she knows that my DMs are open and it is legal to slide into them.


https://www.instagram.com/p/Bx8dDorJmfY/

King Princess is all packed up and ready to go, what’s the hold-up?


https://www.instagram.com/p/ByA8WOegTOc/

An angel visited Ari Fitz’s inbox and delivered these photos and now I am presenting them to you with the (I hope) communal understanding that this is what the goddesses call “manna from heaven.”


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Jealous of this throne tbh.


Look out for Steph Beatriz’s upcoming Anonymous Sex Toy review of Muff Divers, a new brand of gloves for fans who like to muff in the buff. (TM)


https://www.instagram.com/p/ByAdhOsBH4z/?utm_source=ig_web_options_share_sheet

PREMIUM Critter Content right here.


https://www.instagram.com/p/Bx0jvodA8du/

Readers, you tell me: what is this Halloween costume?

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Riese is the co-founder of Autostraddle.com as well as an award-winning writer, video-maker and LGBTQ+ Marketing consultant. Her work has appeared in nine books, magazines including Marie Claire and Curve, and all over the web including Nylon, Queerty, Nerve, Bitch, Emily Books and Jezebel. She had a very popular personal blog once upon a time, and then she recapped The L Word, and then she had the idea to make this place, and now here we all are! In 2016, she was nominated for a GLAAD Award for Outstanding Digital Journalism. She grew up in Michigan, lost her mind in New York, and now lives in Los Angeles. Follow her on twitter and instagram.

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