Welcome back to No Filter, a weekly collection of some of the finest in carefully-curated queer celebrity Instagram. This week in news you can use, Stella Maxwell moved into Kristen Stewart’s house, which means NSFW editor Carolyn is probably going to run into her at the coffeeshop all the damn time. We were blessed with a wealth of fantastic insta posts this week, so let’s get down to it.
Honestly what do you even do when Abby Wambach starts coaching your kid’s soccer team? It says here that everybody, everybody, everybody needs and deserves Abby Wambach, but that isn’t true; none of are pure enough to deserve this.
I want you to think back to the first time you realized you might be into women, and I want you to ask yourself: was Kristen Stewart there? Did she do this dance?
You ever just look at Danielle Brooks’ face and wonder how she’s real?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BTrgBrajGOS/
While Kristen Stewart is busy dancin’ up a storm and recruiting baby gays, her ex Annie Clark is busy hanging out with her ex Carrie Brownstein and Carrie’s dog.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BTtleu_jiTU/
In the meantime, Annie Clark is also busy breaking out of escape rooms, so maybe she’s just practicing for Erin‘s Lesbian Relationship Escape Room at A-Camp, who can say?
Yup, rolling with Lauren and Samira seems exactly as adorable as one would expect.
In my imagination, Torraine Futurum tickles the ivories just for a moment and without warning, Kristen Stewart appears and dances through the background of this photo.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BTxIHtFhNQ0/
Gabby Rivera spoke on this panel for Badass Women Writers and was an inspiring superhero as per ushe.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BTwWdPlhuC2/
Evan Rachel Wood’s Hexxus impression is spot-on.
Join us next week, when Kristen Stewart Totinos her way up to all the celebrities we wish would come out already.
