In July, Keke Palmer went to an Usher concert. Perhaps you heard about it.
Keke attended Usher’s Vegas residency with friends in a black and sheer body hugging dress (because mama has boddyyyyyy and when you have it, you should flaunt it). At one point during the concert, Keke was serenaded by Usher and in response to both these events (the dress, the serenade) her now-ex Darius Jackson logged onto Beyoncé’s internet of all places to say that her behavior wasn’t becoming of — gasp! — a mother (Jackson is also the father of Keke’s baby son). Presumably this is now why Jackson is Keke’s ex. And that’s a good reminder to everyone who’s ever thought that being in a relationship with someone meant you have a right to control how they adorn their body, another choice is to just sit there and eat your food.
Ok so Keke wore the dress, everyone on the internet had opinions and wrote thinkpieces about the dress and her ex, and now we have arrived here today.. with Keke Palmer having the last word.
Usher has released his newest single “Boyfriend” and the music video stars none other than Keke Palmer, dancing around in a luxurious bathrobe, sports bra, and boxers during a girls weekend at a hotel suite in Vegas. She drinks champagne and winks at the camera while lip-synching “Somebody said your boyfriend’s looking for me/… He should know I’m easy to find/ He can look for me wherever he sees you” — which yes, on face value that line is absolutely about Usher taunting an off-screen boyfriend. But, you don’t have to scratch especially deep beneath the surface for a queer line reading of Keke Palmer rolling around in a pair of boxers while crooning that someone’s girlfriend is going to be thinking about her at night.
Also, if you were wondering if there’s a deliciously well timed “I’m a muva” call out at the end there, just know you won’t be disappointed.
This is the best kind of petty 😂
100000%
Absolutely!!
obsessed
This was all kinds of awesome
+100 for deserved and effective pettiness.
+1,000 for Keke Palmer in that bra and boxer combo.
+10,000 for Keke Palmer looking SO HOT in Usher drag while massively queering his lyrics.
1. Thank you for including all the backstory so I could fully appreciate the video and that line near the end.
2. I was not ready for that elevator door to open!!! 🔥 🔥 🔥 My god.
Dated my fair share of Virgos and this level of petty is on brand
Not embarrassed to admit that I tried to slide into her DMs after she posted this video 🔥😍😂
that ending was EVERYTHING.
Excuse me! Too much perfection! And that Usher drag fully converted me from a big fan to a big fan with a big ol’ crush. oof 🔥