Do you have anyone in your life that really means more to you than you can put into words or even into a gift? You found something perfect for them, it’s what they’ve always wanted or always needed, but it still doesn’t feel like it’s enough. You think to yourself, “if only there was some sort of extra special something that could be added to a gift that would push it over the edge to make it truly unique.” Well, I’m here to tell you that that extra special something is a ghost.
Haunted items are the hot holiday present this year for all your loved ones, so scoop one up now! Sure, these items are kinda spooky, and some of them are really spooky, but being scary is fun!
I’m not making any of this up, this is what the sellers are saying about their items. I’m absolutely not making fun of anyone who buys or sells these items and I don’t think they deserve to be made fun of. Also, look, I’m a POC, I don’t mess around with haunted dolls, but maybe you do.
Haunted Clown Painting
[1] Haunted Clown Painting ($30). [2] Mont Marte French Box Easel ($83.95). [3] Wood Palette with 12 Brushes ($14.97). [4] 27 Piece Acrylic Painting Set ($20.60).According to the listing, this painting has been known to cause “knocking on walls… pictures turned crooked or falling off wall… glasses of drinks being spilled… covers pulled off bed while people sleep… and faint child’s laughter” but nothing dangerous. If you want to paint your own potentially haunted paintings, here are some great supplies for that!
[1] Haunted Veronica Vampire Porcelain Doll ($59.99). [2] See You Later Sweater ($38). [3] Lunar Witchcraft Shirt ($25). [4] Let’s Summon Demons Ringer Shirt ($28). [5] Grim Seeker Tank Top ($24). [6] Death By Pizza Tank Top ($20).Before Veronica was put into this doll she became a vampire in 1897 and lived in New Orleans where a “voodoo queen” put her in this doll because she had a grudge against her. She’s very active and loves writing notes for you, but the listing says you have to leave a red crayon and white paper. She’ll also play music for you. Also it says she’s not dangerous like the vampires on tv and in movies. If you’re living, being goth is basically the same thing as being a vampire, so here are some shirts for any goth vampires who wanna look cool.
Mey Rude is a fat, trans, Latina lesbian living in LA. She’s a writer, journalist, and a trans consultant and sensitivity reader. You can follow her on twitter, or go to her website if you want to hire her.
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Autostraddle & ForThem valiantly aim to produce top-tier media and products for queer and trans people overlooked by the mainstream. Join today to support an inclusive, expansive future.
For Them & Autostraddle exist to fill the gap in a world that overlooks queer and trans needs, offering products and media that honor expansive identities and celebrate authentic self-expression.
