Hello, black-collared lovebirds! Â I heard Valentine’s Day is a thing that’s coming up soon! Â If your reservations for a romantic dinner for two at White Castle didn’t pan out this year, Autostraddle is pleased to offer an alternative – we are giving away two tickets to Mary Lambert’s special, super-intimate Valentine’s Day show at SubCulture (10 PM, downstairs) in New York City. Â No matter what your romantic situation, seeing Mary Lambert for free sounds like a pretty ideal way to spend one’s Friday night.

To enter, all you have to do is be an adult who is able to be in New York City on Friday, Feb 14. Â Once you’ve established that very important information, go ahead and comment on this post! Â That’s it – that’s all you have to do! Â Write us a sonnet or a haiku if you feel like it, or tell us why you love Mary Lambert, or just post some cute animal pictures – just as long as you’re certain that your shining face can in fact be in attendance on February 14! Â We will select a winner at random at 8:00 PM EST on Sunday, February 9th. Â Easy, right?
The winner can collect their free pair of tickets at the box office at SubCulture (45 Bleecker St). Â If you want to make absolutely sure you score a ticket, there are still some available for sale. Â We love Mary Lambert and we love you, so please don’t miss out!
UPDATE: Congratulations to commenter Judes who has won two tickets to Mary’s Valentine’s Day show!  Please check your email for more information.