Late last week, the world wide web learned that Selling Sunset’s Chrishell Stause and nonbinary Australian musician G Flip were an item. By now, it’s a classic story. You know that whole thing when you’re a musician, you’re making a music video, you watch some of Netflix’s arguably most unhinged reality show, you tap Chrishell Stause of said reality show to be in your music video, and now you’re dating and the world is watching? That’s just how it goes! A tale as old as time, really! Needless to say, we’ve all been waiting with bated breath for the music video at the center of all this — G Flip’s new music video “GET ME OUTTA HERE” — to drop. Luckily for us, mere days after the relationship’s announcement, we got this gift:
Yes, according to my eyes and this instantly historical Instagram, Chrishell gave G Flip this eponymous tattoo. It’s all feeling very gay.
But as of today, the music video is out. And I, a person who had never heard of G Flip before last Friday, have been tasked with reviewing it. In preparation, I watched the teaser which G Flip shared on their Instagram, and my anticipatory review thus far is succinct and powerful:
“HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
So, what did I think when I watched the actual video?
Here are my real-time, unedited, hot-off-the-press notes while watching the “Get Me Outta Here” video:
- chrishell in a grocery store
- G fllip [sic] with the frozen foods and or energy drinks let’s get energized!!!
- now w’er [sic] on the sidewalk
- they just kissed a LITTLE
- get them out of there!! out of the grocery store?!?!
- Chrishell is approaching the register in a skin tight leather strapless dress
- RED KISSING
- Chrishell’s hair is similar to g flips
- now they really kissed against a grungy grocery store apparatus
- this grocery store is actaully [sic] a convenience store and it doesn’t look super nice, somewhat apocalyptic
- I got no fucks to give
- ok there’s a lot of kissing now
- Chrishell is still at the register, what is she gonna buy??
- was this their first date together
- Maybe she’s not buying anything at the register, is G flip on the other side of the register?
- chrishell lip synced!!!
- Don’t knock anything over guys
- These intercuts on the couch are hot
- I GOT NO FUCKS TO GIVE
Here are some Very Important shots from the “Get Me Outta Here” video:
In conclusion, I completely understand how and why they started dating immediately after filming this video. It actually would have been illegal for them not to. See for yourself:
I could not make it through this video but did like your notes Anya!
the real l word called and wants its vibes back
no but srsly, i’d rather kiss a cute man than go anywhere near…this. the cringe is unbearable.
I apologize in advance if I’m wrong but this entire relationship and video are giving early 2000’s publicity stunt and its sad. I mean this woman used to be a legitimate soap star then she rebranded herself as a reality star on a very fake reality show. I do not understand these career choices but to each their own I guess.
I’m a gay lady and love queer folks being queer, but the video is super cringe and embarrassing.
What’s with the trollish comments? Are we really going to judge Chrishell for maybe realizing shes not 100 percent cis at this stage in her life? I’d rather support her and maybe make the pretty straight audience of Selling Sunset have some realizations.
100 percent straight. I misspoke*
The vibes! Chrishell was born to be the woman in this very queer post-apocalypse convenience store situation! Congrats to these two for living their best lives. Also, I am very here for the investigative journalism re: what is Chrishell buying at the counter?!
Honestly I kind of love that the vibe I get from these two is so chaotic? Also, the music is bad?
The music is awesome and wonderful for yonis to make love to in a rough way. Thank you for this.
Why do people think that choking is sexy?
It’s straight up abusive.
People are weird 🧐lol
It’s only abusive if you haven’t negotiated and consented to it. Don’t yuck other people’s yums.
You have not thought this through.
You haven’t thought this through.
Yums? How is choking your partner sexy?
Unless of course you’re a Christian Grey type who gets off on humiliating and hurting your lover.
I find the whole thing super cringe 🚩😬
I FOR ONE LIVE FOR QUEER CRINGE!!!!! I AM OBSESSED. I NEED 12 MORE VIDEOS
I would read a monthly a column of “Queer Cringe” :) which is a perfect description of this
I didn’t watch the video I couldn’t take it, but are they the queer Megan Fox and MGK?
:o :o :o :o
Yes!
haha this is the best take so far! also i could not listen to this for longer than 30 seconds. my ears are bleeding.
I’m Australian and G-Flip released their first album, About us, in 2019. It had 3 platinum singles here. They are a vibe! It would have been pretty amazing to have such an unapologetically queer artist breaking into the mainstream like that back when I was a baby dyke! :D
Hmmm. Actually I think I am officially an old-dyke now. After listening to the song I prefer their earlier stuff :D