You have some questions and, as we’ve mentioned before, sometimes we just don’t have the skills / knowledge / adderall to answer them in a timely fashion. So Laneia and Riese have once again emptied about 5% of their collective 1,300 unanswered formspring questions (we’re not exaggerating) in hopes that these women can find the solace they seek without us having to think too hard. You can ask Riese anything (except for questions you’ve already asked Laneia) and you can ask Laneia anything (except for questions you’ve already asked Riese) via these clever boxes on our tumblr.

26 Formspring Questions For You to Answer:

1.
Q: Should i switch my facebook to interested in women? I’m not sure if i want my old high school friends to know/my mom and brother to find out somehow. But i really want this cute queer girl to know cuz frankly id like to hit that.

2.
Q: I identify and mostly present as butch but am afraid to get an alternative lifestyle haircut because my face is round and chubby, and will look fatter without hair framing it??? Any ideas?

3.
Q: I recently started dating a vegan girl. I’m mostly a vegetarian, but I’m not sure if I should go the extra step of switching to eating vegan. I support her veganism, and love eating vegan meals she cooks, but is it too soon/clingy to go the next step?

4.
Q: we were best friends, and then we fucked, and then we were long-distance best friends who fucked on school breaks, and since thanksgiving- nothing. no calls. no messages. do i call and risk no answer? or what if there is an answer? what do i get? HELP

5.
Q: I have three weeks to travel anywhere in Europe. I don’t like big cities. Where should I go?

6.
Q: i have a high school reunion coming up in a few weeks. i was excited for a while (i loved my tiny free-spirit HS), but have realized that i can’t go because my ex will be expecting me to go and will show up. SHE’S RUINING MY LIFE AND WON’T LISTEN TO ME WTF

7.
Q: do americans really wear shoes inside? i hear its a thing. is it a thing?

8.
Q: I’m a straight girl, who I guess you could definitely say is “bi-curious”. Do you have any suggestions on how I could explore being “bi-curious”? How I could meet gay girls without freaking them out or something? It seems impossible.

9.
Q: I met a boy. He started acting like he had a crush on me. I made it clear I was gay. Our friendship continued. Today he walked 20 minutes out of his way (in a blizzard) to walk me home. Do I need to do something?

10.
Q: I have a partner, she is nice/AMAZINGFANTASTICAL, we have been together for 3 years-ish and live together. I want her to meet my grandparents. My grandparents like to watch Bill O’asshat on fox news. Dilemma. Advice?

11.
Q: My girlfriend attracts all the scared, confused, gay girls around us. She talks to them and helps them and they all fall in love with her. I love her for helping them like she helped me, and I know I shouldn’t get jealous, but I do. Am I a bad person?

12.
Q: My girlfriend is wearing the wrong size bra, but she refuses to get measured or get a different one because she thinks getting a bigger size means she is fat and her mother won’t like it (although she is 20) . How do I get her to wear something that fits?

13.
Q: My fiancee and I are really feminine. Like dancing to Ke$ha (albeit ironically) in lacy underwear feminine. But then when we go out together holding hands people don’t think we’re a couple which just fucking annoys me. How do I lez up without butching up?

14.
Q: did i fall in love with a player or was it my fault we never dated cause i didn’t take the initiative and go for it?

15.
Q: I’m not physically attracted to her at all, but she’s nice and funny, and she says all the right things to make me melt and chuckle. What do I do?

16.
Q: there’s a girl I’ve been seeing casually, she just told me that she’s been seeing this other girl and wants to be exclusive with her. Should I back off or should I fight for her? I really like her.

17.
Q: There’s brilliant, beautiful girl in my English class. HUGE crush. A guy in class said she wants to hang out. He has my # but hasn’t set anything up yet. When I talk to her she seems disinterested / aloof. Do I wait or talk to her directly w/o his help?

18.
Q: hey, could you recommend me some books? i’m a somewhat hipster teenage dyke. kthnxbye :)

19.
Q: background: i graduated hs this year. i’m going to college & living at home, while working a min. wage job. situation: a coworker said i’m scornful & arrogant. i didn’t know i come off this way. i don’t want to come off this way. help?

20.
Q: Why is it that only boys return my calls and emails but not the girls I talk to?

21.
Q: There’s this other girl I go to school who’s a soft butch, and I think she has the hots for me. We’re really good friends, but she takes it too far sometimes. How do I tell her I’m not interested?

22.
Q: ~4 times/day, I freak out when I remember I’m gay and different, and I will have to continuously come out, and I can’t go back since people now know I’m gay. (Unless I move far away.) What if it’s not true? What if it is? Does this feeling ever go away?

23.
Q: I was watching Margaret Cho on youtube, & she said something about lesbians and sign language. Is this a thing? Did I miss something…?

24.
Q: why is the L word so terrible? more importantly, why can’t I stop watching?

25.
Q: Oh no. 4 years with a woman i love and now i fall for a straight girl. Help. Just help. What do i do? How can i do this without so much despair?

26.
Q: Recently came out to myself but my dad has threatened throw me out if I am gay, which of course I am. My stepmom thinks its a phase and that I should seek medical help. What do I do? I don’t wana be homeless at 17.

OKAY HELP THESE 26 LESBIANS.