Femme Brûlée: Dark Chocolate Salted Peppermint Bark

So I know the holidays are traditionally all about cookies. Cookie swaps, cookie decorating parties, all cookie everything and I love a good cookie, I really do, but I don’t love the amount of time and energy it takes to make giant batches of cookies during what is considerably the busiest and most stressful time of year. Sometimes I’m ready and willing to tie on my apron and bake till my kitchen is redecorated in butter, flour and confectioners sugar but at the times that I need a holiday treat to gift or snack on and want it to be a real chill process I turn to peppermint bark! I first discovered peppermint bark back in high school. My mom had gotten one of those giant gift baskets full of random snacks, crackers, jams, you know, the ones with off brand products with questionable expiration dates. I was rooting through it looking for chocolate and the only thing left was white chocolate peppermint bark which I was originally bummed to discover but then I tried it and ended up eating the whole bag.

The next day I spent my study hall looking up peppermint bark recipes in the library and realized it’s essentially the most customizable holiday treat out there. You can swap out or layer different kinds of chocolate – which I did ’cause I’m team dark chocolate all the way – and add things like orange zest, cranberries and crystallized ginger. There are versions with marshmallows and pretzel pieces, M&Ms, walnuts, Nutella! The combinations are nearly endless, so, as always, I trust that you’ll try some options out and let me know what you created in the comments!

For this recipe I wanted to keep it simple, ’cause it turns out this is my favorite version of all. There’s something about salted dark chocolate melting in my mouth and the refreshing crunch of mint at the end that just really does it for me. Hopefully this will do it for you too. It’s simple, delicious, festive, and so easy to make. Plus you can easily double this recipe, make a bunch of batches and wrap them in cellophane bags tied with ribbon for gifts and bake sales. It’s also incredible broken into smaller pieces and sprinkled on top of ice cream. Just sayin’, you could be eating a peppermint bark sundae and watching Life–Size 2 in 20 minutes. Those are some Saturday plans I can get behind!


Ingredients:

12 oz dark chocolate, broken into small pieces
1/2 cup candy canes (5 large or 10 small depending on the size/brand)
1/4 tsp coarse sea salt

1. Line a quarter sheet pan with parchment paper and set aside. Place the candy canes in a clean kitchen towel or ziplock bag and smash them like you’re gonna smash your goals in 2019. Set aside.

2. Next you’ll need to set up a double boiler to melt the chocolate, so take a small saucepan, fill it with water, and bring it to a boil then reduce to a simmer. Now, place a heat proof (preferably glass) bowl on top of the pan and add the chocolate.

3. Stir constantly until fully melted.

4. Once the chocolate is melted remove it from the heat, grab a metal sieve or strainer, hold it over the melted chocolate and sift the smaller crushed candy pieces into it. We want the small bits of peppermint to fall into the chocolate for flavor. 

5. Stir the chocolate then pour it onto your parchment lined sheet pan and use a rubber spatula to spread it into an even layer. 

6. Sprinkle the sea salt onto the chocolate.

7. Then finish with the remaining candy cane pieces.

8. Place in the freezer to cool for 5 minutes, or if there’s no space in the fridge for 15-20.

9. Once the chocolate is fully cooled (you can poke it with a knife to check, if the knife sinks in it needs more time, if it causes the chocolate to shatter it’s done!) break the peppermint bark into large chunks.

10. Eat and be merry!

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Reneice Charles

Reneice Charles is a just another queer, liberal, woman of color using the Internet to escape from reality and failing miserably. She received her MSW from New York University and is an Entrepreneur and Vocalist living in Los Angeles. She spends her spare time wishing she didn't have to use her spare time convincing people that everyone deserves the same basic human rights.

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5 Comments

  1. Oooh, what a fun sequel to last year’s peppermint candy cane brownies! This looks delicious.

  2. aahhh yes! i’ve been dreading making a million cookies and this is a million times more simple but just as yummy and cute, thank you so much!

  3. I’ve been on a major kick this week of making its crunchy equivalent, peppermint chocolate-dipped pretzels. So easy, so delicious… nom

  4. This might be my favorite AS column, because Reneice is a delightful writer and because no matter how I feel about it at the beginning, I am always convinced I should make that week’s recipe by the end of the article, lol

  5. Haven’t made them yet but I measured out combination ingredients, wrapped and presented them as a Christmas gift to my mother with a reservation note during this the most chaotic Christmas we’ve ever had including the one in ’05 the year Katrina happened.

    Any way the combos:

    -Standard Peppermint
    -Almond Cranberry
    -Salted Caramel-Coffee

    and measured out some cinnamon sugar that could go with the Almond Cranberry or the Salted Caramel-Coffee.
    My mother’s personal taste is that cranberries go best with walnut but walnuts do not go with chocolate only almonds do and that the only berries that go with chocolate are cranberries.
    Also that salt and chocolate only go when there’s caramel so when things finally calm down she’ll be rolling in favourites and not ask after my peppermint brownies.
    The peppermint brownies have become my precious Reneice, but don’t feel bad I wasn’t too far from Gollum to start with xD

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