Carmen's Team Pick: Never Lose Your Phone Ever Again, Really

Carmen’s Team Pick: Never Lose Your Phone Ever Again, Really

Apr 26, 2011

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, because it’s always true:

Where are my keys, I lost my phone.

This happens to me pretty much daily, if not hourly. Definitely weekly, and I’m not exaggerating with that one. So what’s a girl to do? Well, I’m known to resort to frantic backpack searching, turning my pockets inside out, crying, using other phones to call my phone, and even retracing my steps while chain-smoking in the dark to find my phone.

But who do i turn to when nobody else is home or my friend’s cellphone is dead or someone else lost their phone or I lost someone else’s phone or oh my god, where are my keys I lost my phone AGAIN.

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The answer is wheresmycellphone.com, the only website that will be your friend in all of these times as long as you have access to mobile wi-fi or your Macbook. Just enter your phone number, and it calls your phone for you. Right there, right then. It won’t even judge you for being so drunk you left your phone in your purse that someone then stole. AND WHERESMYCELLPHONE.COM IS FREE BECAUSE OF HOW MUCH THEY LOVE YOU.

I know, this is overwhelming for you. Me too. Just bookmark it, and maybe post it online, and if you post it to Tumblr I bet you’ll find it in your archive next time you lose your phone and look for some of your posts of sad indie music to make you feel better.

Carmen

Carmen spent six years with Autostraddle, most recently as Community Director, Feminism Editor and Social Media Co-Director. She is now the Managing Digital Editor at Ms. , host of Bitch Media’s POPAGANDA podcast and Contributing Editor and co-founder of Argot magazine. Her words have also been published by BuzzFeed, ElixHER, Everyday Feminism, Girlboss, Mic, MEL, and Feministing, among others. Her successful work over the last decade in digital feminism—as a writer, social media maven and activist leader—has earned her the titles of “digital native,” “intimidating to some,” and “vapid and uninteresting.” Everything else you need to know about her you can find out at carmenfuckingrios.com.