Recent vet school graduate.

My AS handle came from a play on hematopoiesis.

Rules:
I am announcing/
a hematopoietry/
contest. BUH LUH DUH./

All forms are welcome./
Haikus not necessary./
I expect a lot./

Current winners
Entry 1:
There once was a heart pumping blood/
It stopped because it was a dud/
Its owner, a Brit/
abruptly cried “shit!”/
as he fell to the floor with a thud.

Entry 2:
Patient has weakness/
Let’s just say anemia/
So we can go home.