how’d i just notice
meme is made up of “me me”
really makes you think
the “reed”/”read” debate
is the only proof you need
to doubt everyone
gonna be something
to retweet @realPOTUS
everything is fine
does he get to keep
@realDonaldTrump or no
is it up for grabs
teach your children well
tell them, “hoard twitter handles”
and sell them for cash
a fun game to play
is who’s the least dateable
based on wifi name
like to imagine
meryl’s scrolling the timeline
readers halfway down
at least ten percent
of marriage in modern time
is for the hashtag
in the afterlife
what you have to answer for
is burner accounts
let’s bring back top eight
the thrill of being left out
made you much stronger
also, tom is real
not a bot, but a person
what else don’t i know
manual refresh
a telling character flaw
and one i possess
*thesaurus.com*
*enters in ’emboldened’*
*email blasts results*
the ultimate own
describing an article
as a person’s blog
ice bucket challenge
where we’ll look back realize
we had lost our minds
how’s it possible
craigslist’s aesthetic still screams
floppy disk start up
just think about it
if not for the internet
we’d never have GOOP
deep down tho gwen knows
that if princess di still lived
GOOP couldn’t exist
i admire gmail
for making gchats “hangouts”
it’s bold to be wrong
what’s the german word
for hearing your text alert
as someone’s app noise
