Kristin Chenoweth is a pretty lady that you probably know from Wicked and/or Glee, but really, she’s a great person/performer who you should probably know from other things too. For example, once upon a time, Newsweek said some nasty, homophobic things about her Promises, Promises co-star Sean Hayes, so she submitted a response to them, and then she won a award from GLAAD, and then she talked to us and is basically our bff.
Before Glee was a fetus-thought in Ryan Murphy’s mind, Kristin Chenoweth was scraping by doing musicals like A New Brain and Steel Pier. Fast forward 14 years, and she’s starring in ABC’s new comedy GCB (formally Good Christian Bitches). It premiered last night, and I haven’t watched it yet, but Television Without Pity said it was pretty good.
Here are eight performances by Kristin Chenoweth in the order that I thought of them!
Candide
Cunégonde
I know people have a lot of feelings about their favorite Cunégonde (i.e. everyone loves Barbra Cook, I guess), but as far as I’m concerned, Kristin is definitive. She has the perfect kind of innocence and goofiness and self-awareness, and you seriously cannot argue with her high note at the end of of “Glitter and Be Gay.” Cunégonde is admittedly similar to Glinda, but come on. This is perfect.
Also, you should watch Forbidden Broadway’s “Glitter and Be Glib.”
The Music Man
Marian “The Librarian” Paroo
I used to hate Marian and her big song, “My White Knight,” and then I realized it’s probably the best number in the show. Chenoweth’s phrasing is excellent in this song, and I am a little obsessed with how she pronounces “ashamed” differently each time she says it, like she sings it through her nose the second time. I should go outside more. Anyway, she did a good job in this movie. Matthew Broderick makes a strange Harold Hill, but it’s got a few noteworthy performances.
West Wing
Annabeth Schott
Aka, “Cheno Gets Real For Two Seasons.” Annabeth was the shit.
Annie
Lily St. Regis
Between Kristin and Audra McDonald and Andrea McArdle and Alan Cumming, you should watch this movie for the secondary characters alone. I really like this version of “Easy Street” because it’s so sleezy and Cheno’s harmonies are so subtly perfect.
Pushing Daisies
Olive Snook
This is the best TV show of all time, full stop. The writing was great, the characters were funny and well-developed, and they weren’t afraid to be ridiculous, which is why Kristin Chenoweth and Ellen Green sang every once in a while. Ugh, it was so good.
You’re A Good Man, Charlie Brown
Sally Brown
A lot of people think she won her Tony for Wicked, but it was for this gem. It was not a strong year for featured actresses in musicals, so it might actually be an overrated performance. I will quote this show at you all day if you let me. One time, she told Seth Rudetsky that the reason she goes into full head voice in the middle of “My New Philosophy” is because that’s Sally’s grown-up voice. I feel like it was because she wanted to show off, but it’s a good moment regardless. I think it’s interesting, anyway. Whatever, your judgmental eyes can’t sting me through the internet.
Let Yourself Go
Sometime between winning a Tony and starring in a musical normal people care about, Kristin’s solo album “Let Yourself Go” happened, and trust me, it is 16 tracks of amazing. She has so much vocal control, you guys! I especially recommend the title track, “How Long Has This Been Going On,” “If You Hadn’t But You Did,” and “Daddy.” Also, “Taylor the Latte Boy” is not on this CD, but you should listen to that one too. Sidenote, this album was released around the same time as NSYNC’s “No Strings Attached.” Guess which one I owned!
Sesame Street
She’s so diverse!
“omg the Ms. Noodle vid is actually terrifying” — Autostraddle community managerette
Running With Scissors
Fern Stewart
(spoilers in the video)
This movie is weird and kind of depressing, but it features Kristin Chenoweth with a lesbian moment and comes with an Evan-Rachel-Wood-Bisexual bonus. It’s worth Netflixing.
Lily St. Regis and Olive Snook FTW.
Sidenote: I miss Pushing Daisies so very, very much.
i need it to come back. did they even give it an ending?
Barely, but it was so fast/bad I don’t even remember what it was.
I seriously wonder what became of Mr. Noodle.
well for one he is in this music video along with Robin Williams…
I saw the title of this article on Twitter, and I was like, “I BET THIS IS A GRACE PARTY…”
And so it was.
Meanwhile, this is AMAZING.
OMG HOLD ON, NO FUCKING WAY
cheno was in running with scissors?
THAT CANT BE, i fucking love that movie, own the movie personally on dvd plus the soundtrack on cd and watched it only about a gazillion times AND NEVER FUCKING RECOGNIZED IT. what is this. now i hate myself and feel bad, because after seeing that clip, that is indeed cheno. and her unforgettable voice. now i sorta kinda remember about her.
omg, she appearantly was also in “stranger than fiction” which i also have seen and lovedand NOT REMEMBERED HER TO BE IN IT.
i obviously need to wikipedia cheno asap.
I feel like we are watching a revelation happen in real time.
She was only in Stranger Than Fiction for a hot hot second- it’s basically her voice as a TV interviewer playing in the background of Dustin Hoffman’s office. But you can recognize the Cheno-voice anywhere…
I love that movie and that is my favorite part cuz it’s like biting into a doughnut and finding it’s got jelly in the middle!!! assuming of course that you like jelly doughnuts…
She’s also in The Pink Panther with Steve Martin for a minute.
I love pushing daises so much! I was devastated when they stopped showing it on TV before the season ended. Literally devastated.
me too!!! and nobody understood my pain!
Olive’s crush on Ned almost made me dislike Chuck. Almost.
Hello this is relevant to my interests.
THE WEST WING <3
I know, right?!
Really?!? How many times have I seen that version of Annie since I was barely old enough to appreciate Bedknobs and Broomsticks, and I NEVER realized, even NOW, that that was Kristin Chenoweth?!?!?!
I FEEL LIKE WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN THE GREATEST CHILDHOOD CRUSH OF ALL TIME WAS WASTED.
Chris Colfer (I know, we’re not talking about Glee, but give me a sec, okay?) once said that he had a huge love for Cheno and that they were going to get married and have tiny, high-pitched children.
OMG! I feel like crying now… Pushing Daisies was so AWESOME! I
So glad that both West Wing and Annie are on here! Legit, two of my favorite things.
I felt like I was going to hate the last 2 seasons of The West Wing because everything was changing, but they, like the rest of the series, were SO GOOD. And Cheno was awesome! Man that’s a great show. Re-Watching it right now for the 3rd time. About to hit the kidnapping episodes. Excited.
/nerd
Olive Snook’s rendition of Hopelessly Devoted to You makes me melt. That dress. That voice. That dress.
Forever bitter over the cancellation of Pushing Daisies.
I watched Pushing Daisies just for Cheno and I’ll do the same with GCB. Yay she’s back on TV!
The world needs more of Cheno!
<3 Cheno <3
when people use to ask me what i wanted to be when i grew up, i answered with cheno <3
How can the Pushing Daisies performance be underrated if she won an Emmy for it?
Because the whole show was underrated, really. Whether you want to blame the writers strike or not, the fact remains that Pushing Daises was pulled after two partial seasons because of low ratings and drooping viewer numbers. I’m glad she got an Emmy for it because I believe she deserved it, but I still think the show was underrated as a whole.
Also I wanted an excuse to watch Pushing Daisies clips.
PREACH.
When Annabeth finds Leo in the hotel room. Daaamn.
Fun Cheno Lesbian Trivia: She was attached to star in a biopic about Dusty Springfield for a while, and might still be. I would still give my left eyebrow to see that movie be made.
Omg I love Pushing Daisies! It’s so weird and cute and morbid and funny! This is how I know about Kristin Chenoweth. :P
I’m so happy this article exists.