You know that trick on St. Paddy’s Day where you just say, “Oh yeah, my underwear’s green” so you don’t get pinched? That doesn’t really work on Halloween — which is unfortunate because Halloween is all about tricks and treats, and frankly underwear falls into both of those categories.
If you’re someone who finds the idea of wearing an ostentatious costume out in public, or even to a private gathering, akin to being held down and ticked on the bottoms of your feet until you cry or throw up, don’t worry. These socks are funny, cute, ugly, cute-ugly, and/or spooky enough to get you through it. You will make it to Thanksgiving! Cross our fake-cobwebbed hearts.
1. X Ray Knee High Socks
I see you girl. Shaking that… tibia.
2. Batnado Socks
Because you’ve always wanted to be a goth witch sharknado.
3. Goodbye Kitty Knee Highs
You say goodbye and I say Hello Kitty Knees!
4. Edgar Allan Poe-ka Dots Socks
Quoth the raven, “Nevermore will I leave the house without these socks.”
5. Give ‘Em Pumpkin to Talk About Socks
Trick or treat, smell my… AWESOMENESS.
6. Ouija Socks
BYOPlanchette.
7. Mermaid Socks
Because you’ve always wanted to have fins instead of legs, you slippery Pisces you.
8. 3D Cat Socks
I truly cannot figure out what makes these socks 3D. Is it the ears? They are cute as hell, regardless.
9. Grumpy Cat “This is My Costume” Crew Socks
Say everything you need to say without uttering a word.
10. Gryffindor Knee High Socks
What’s Latin for “Hands off, Muggles!”
11. Ghost Socks
The spookiest thing is how happy these ghosts look while doing what appears to be the can-can.
12. Constellation Socks
Betcha can’t find my Big Dipper.
13. Sandal Socks
Meet the jeggings of shoes and socks. Shocks. They cannot be unseen.
14. Ruby Slipper Socks
These Ruby Slipper socks also happen to be slipper socks. TWO FOR ONE.
15. Shark Socks
This shark bit off more than it could boo. #notsorry
16. White Tiger Socks
Anytime someone asks you about your costume, hard sell them on donating to the World Wildlife Fund.
17. Wonder Woman Knee-High Socks WITH CAPES
My socks aren’t jealous your socks are jealous.
18. Composition Socks
This one’s for the Harriet the Spy fans.
19. Bee Socks
You could go full Bee Girl, or you could get these and call it a day.
20. Sailor Moon Uniform Over the Knee Socks
FOR LOVE AND JUSTICE.
21. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Masked Socks
Heroes in a whole sock, turtle power.
22. Ice Cream Dream Socks
Brings new meaning to the term cold feet, amiright? I’ll be here all night.
23. Pikachu Socks
Choose Pikachu, even if you still haven’t played Pokémon Go.
24. Cheshire Car Over-the-Knee Socks
Actually not a bad way to strategically disappear from that awkward Halloween office party after only 25 minutes.
25. Louise Belcher Face Socks
Just in case your roommates go as Bob and Linda for the second year in a row.
26. Taco Socks
Aka your own personal queer girl Bat Signal.
27. Bloody Hell Knee High Socks
Never mind the taco socks, here’s what Halloween is really all about.
28. In-n-Out Drink Cup Socks
Trying wearing them without shoes, animal style.
29. Sheer Ankle Bat Socks
Wear these with sandals… if you DARE.
30. Dancing Skeleton Socks
What’s shakin’, bone daddy?
31. Star Trek Socks
“Not Starfleet. Starfeet!”
I. LOVE. SOCKS!
I didn’t fully succeed in tilting my legs so I could capture my dear socks on-person, but her you go off-person.
Your socks look lovely! Not to mention: extremely comfy. The little paw prints are too cute for words <3
STOP THESE ARE TOO MUCH
These make me so happy; thank you! :^D
I don’t which is better – the socks or the sock jokes.
Wow! THIS sundry sock collection and lurv the concept of sock as costume. Win!
What if the dryer eats half your costume? SPOOKY.
Dyers are truly the most evil of all household appliances.
These are genuinely so perfect? I need more money. Sock it to me.
The Harry Potter socks is a dead link… :'(