Hello and welcome to this thing we’re doing where we help you figure out what you’re gonna put in your mouth this week. Some of these are recipes we’ve tried, some of these are recipes we’re looking forward to trying, all of them are fucking delicious. Tell us what you want to put in your piehole or suggest your own recipes, and we’ll talk about which things we made, which things we loved, and which things have changed us irreversibly as people. Last week, we ate so many festive cookies.
This time of year, every recipe seems to be so involved. You’re whisking, roasting, whipping, flipping and flambeing every ingredient under the sun to impress your holiday guests. By now, you surely deserve a break. You deserve to create a meal that involves the least number of cooking utensils possible. You need things you can cook in the microwave.
These recipes have got you covered from breakfast right through to dessert. You’d be surprised how easily and efficiently you can make a scrumptious dish that will impress the guests at your latest potluck — or at least let you have some breakfast without spending 20 minutes at the stove. Just make sure to always use microwave-safe dishes!
1. Single-Serving Blueberry Muffin

2. Sweet Potato and Parsnip Chips

3. Cup of Coffee Cake in Under Five Minutes

4. Two-Minute French Toast in a Cup

5. One-Minute Microwave Quiche in a Mug

6. Pumpkin Coffee Cake in a Mug

7. Chocolate Pudding Cake

8. Apple Crisp in a Mug

9. One-bowl Quick Macaroni and Cheese

10. Cinnamon Roll Mug Cake

11. Chocolate Hazelnut Mug Cake

12. Vegan Sweet Potato Mug Cake

13. Caramel Popcorn

14. Dark Chocolate and Nutella Puppy Chow

15. Cornbread Eggs Benedict

16. Poached Eggs on Toast

17. Tostada To-Go

18. Mini Mochi Chocolate Donuts

19. 2-Minute Apple Pie

20. Garlic-Wine Risotto

21. BBQ Chicken Thighs

22. Steamed Sweet Potato

23. Corn on the Cob with Cilantro-Lime Butter

24. Steamed Artichokes

25. Frothed Milk for Cappuccinos

26. Simple Lemon Curd

27. Toasted Nuts
