It was fourteen excruciating years ago that we first watched 25 women parade themselves in front of one unremarkable man for the possibility of a live proposal for 10 beautiful, drama-filled episodes. The Bachelor seemed destined for failure from the beginning. The premise was too obnoxious, even by American standards. But it has since become a super force, hypnotizing viewers via 90-minute-long pieces of art, and its unlikely rise in popularity and influence has a lot to do with its creators: The Illuminati.
We all know the Illuminati channel their goal of world domination through popular culture. Everyone from Jay-Z, George Bush, Lady Gaga, and Lil’ Wayne have been rumored members. Beyoncé was arguably the most famous icon tied to their efforts, but she recently denounced any involvement. Enter: The Bachelor. Sure, to an unassuming viewer, this may seem like a stretch. Except once you look for the clues, they’re impossible to ignore.
We’ll start with location. It’s rumored that the Illuminati hold their annual meeting to assess the success of last year’s policies, to strategize about the future, and to burn giant statues at a resort called The Bohemian Grove in Monte Rio, CA — which just so happens to be a convenient hour and a half drive from the literal bachelor pad in Agoura Hills, CA.
Next are maps that follow the trajectory of this season’s getaways. The first is the route to the finalists’ homes in Laguna Beach, CA, Portland, OR, Hudson, OH, and Dallas, TX, and the second is from the group fantasy-dates in the Bahamas, Mexico City, and Jamacia.
Then here’s current Bachelor Ben establishing his allegiance to the brotherhood in the first episode of this season with this shot from his hometown in Warsaw, Indiana, a small Midwest town that could easily be described as the heart of America.
What else is at the heart of America?
Most telling is a list I found online of the principles that the Illuminati live by – seems sort of anti-Illuminati of them to lay it all out there but I’m sure they have their reasons – that when paralleled with shots from the show prove categorically that The Bachelor is the Illuminati’s current reigning prince.