You know when you’re sitting on the bus and the dude next to you whips out his iPhone and is all up on, like, the “Objectify Women And Then Earn More Than Them In The Workplace For Doing The Same Job” app? Because somehow there are like a lot of those somehow? Bitch Magazine has some apps that you can open up passive-aggressively next to them, because they are awesome and also For The Ladies! (Aside from period tracker apps, obvs, which are also like the best. Bitch recommends Period Tracker for iPhone, and My Period & Ovulation is apparently well-reviewed for Android.) Of particular interest may be The Gay History Project app.

Enjoy! People without smartphones: sorry!