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Amy Wheelz

The Basics

Name

Amy Wheelz

Location

Los Angeles

About Me

About Me

My name is Amy. I’m an angry minimum wage worker who finds joy in art, science, long bike rides, good food, and great literature… And porn. Queer porn!

Check All That Apply

Queer, Sexually Fluid, "Label-Free", Other

Religion/Spirituality/Philosophy

Godless Liberal/Skeptic

Looking For

Queer Friends in my Area, Queer Friends on the Internet, Queer Friends to Make Out With, A Girlfriend, Business Contacts

Relationship Status

Damaged

Virtues

Positive attitude (most of the time), empathetic (towards anybody who has not proven themselves to be an irredeemable douchebag), and ability to tear down most fascist bullshit I come across

Vices

Fast food, binge eating, self harm, terrible poetry

Are You Out To Your....

It's Complicated

What I Like

Favorite Books

The Scarlet Letter, Contact, Maybe He’ll Grow Out of It, 4A.M. Friends, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Men Who Hate Women, Anarchy Evolution, The Halloween Tree, A Life Deliberate. Crawling Chaos, Night Shift

Favorite Movies

V for Vendetta, Contact, every Star Trek TOS movie, Serenity, Mars Attacks!, Kill Bill, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, Leon: The Professional, Blood In Blood Out, The Matrix, Death Proof, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Sweeney Todd, Terminator 2, Rent, Repo! The Genetic Opera

Favorite Documentaries

Anything that manages to stay objective while still being entertaining. I particularly like docs about the Black Plague, World War II, future technology, and space. Bonus points for anything hosted by Neil DeGrasse Tyson or narrated by Patrick Stewart.

Favorite TV Shows

Star Trek TNG, M*A*S*H, Firefly, Mythbusters, and Bill Nye the Science Guy

Favorite Music

Celtic, metal, Celtic Metal, gothic, progressive, thrash, and Lady Gaga

Favorite Sandwich

Grilled panini with salsalito turkey, cajun mayo, avocados, habenero jack, bell peppers, and mustard greens

Favorite Quotes

“Knowledge without mileage = bullshit.” -Henry Rollins

“Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that’s not why we do it.” -Richard Feynman

“Glenn Beck is an abominable turd, crusted with the crisp yellow kernels of cowardice and wreaking of the acrimonious stench of decayed humanity.” -The Amazing Atheist

“I do not fear death, in view of the fact that I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.” -Mark Twain

Favorite Thing on Autostraddle.com

A-CAMP!

Favorite Writers

Christopher Gutierrez, Henry Rollins, Joss Whedon, and Christopher Hitchens