NSFW Lesbosexy Sunday Ducking Loves It
Ryan Yates
Ryan Yates was the NSFW Editor (2013–2018) and Literary Editor for Autostraddle.com, with bylines in Nylon, Refinery29, The Toast, Bitch, The Daily Beast, Jezebel, and elsewhere. They live in Los Angeles and also on twitter and instagram.
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I have managed to get my phone to properly write “fucks”, but all other variations on the word are for the birds 🦆🦆🦆
Oh for ducks sake
damn you two started without me!
Duck
Duck
Duck
Vagina!
*An adult version of the classic game
The Untitled Cooter Game?
I’d play that. So basically the same rules as duck duck goose, except…..?
You sneak off and hide someone’s toys
I would never! Unless… Where are we hiding them again?
In some very deep pockets
Time to up my dilation game I take it. Really push the envelope, expand my horizons, and level up my uh
You know
My pocket
When playing games it’s also important to have snacks on hand
”goose” in its old British sense also counts btw
So, goose goose goose vagina? Duck
More a goosing is a grabbing of particular bits ( a la The Orange Fuckwit)
Oh no
I still have one question about the exercise bike-masturbator: why?
Exercise, apparently
Counterpoint: why not
It just seems so uncomfortable to me.
Plus: if you are riding your bike you often squeeze your pelvic floor muscles. Combining that with penetration can be pretty damn painful.
Different pokes for different folks, I suppose. I know I wouldn’t like it myself.
Is it okay if i bought it from https://highlifechemshop.com/
Many people don’t realize you can set up personalized auto correct options on iPhones (I’m not sure about androids) by going to settings > general > keyboard > text replacement. For example, I had to make the word “good” be replaced with “good” because it kept auto correcting to “food” (shocking). So, you can add text replacements for all variations of fuck and any other words that Apple deems inappropriate so that they actually stay how you type them!
I have an android, and I just beat the text prediction into submission through massive amounts of swearing. I’m in trouble if I ever need to address a real duck though.
I’m sure ducks are used to it by now.
The fuck they are
dammit
fuck
PHONE
But, what if you’re texting someone that you’ve just seen ducks fucking?
How many ducks would a wood duck fuck..
My next trip to the Arts & Crafts fair is going to be duckin’ hilarious
That ”sex with a brain injury” article has killed me. I’ve been trying to write a coherent response since I first read it and I’m not sure I still can, but I want to acknowledge it. i have a very different kind of disability but the opening line of ” I used to be good at sex and that has been taken from me” resonates in every cell of my hated, malfunctioning body. My experience of dealing is also very different from the writers: but, thank you to her for that recognition of a perpetual grief. I’m posting this for myself, and for the other people who are lonely and suicidal and especially at Christmas and are stuck listening to people who don’t even know you telling you that you ”have to” keep going. I don’t know how else to form all the many other things I want to say but despite the differences that piece feels like… belonging.
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