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BEST: National Equality March (Oct. 11)
We were there! We did our part! So did President Gaga! So did Dan Choi and Staceyann Chin! Where’s our equal rights, bitches?! Oh, right, America hasn’t realized what century we’re in yet. But still, you gotta love an event that brings thousands of queers together in one spot! Next time they need a few hot dog vendors though and maybe some beer.
WORST: Rick Warren gives the invocation at Obama’s inauguration (Jan. 20)
Warren has charmingly compared gay marriage to incest, and it took him way too long to condemn Uganda’s gay genocide bill. Because of the current issues in Africa we’re also now learning of how Warren and his cronies have been instrumental in exporting hate to Africa. Obama just wanted to make sure the gays felt really good about his presidency from the start and reach across the aisle to assure the other side that his administration was all about the middle. Unfortunately, there are a lot of crazy people on the other side of the aisle, so he probs should’ve just done what we wanted him to do in the first place and gotten Gene Robinson up there.
#4
BEST: Hate Crimes bill signed to include gender identity discrimination (Oct. 22)
The Matthew Shepard act finally passed, and we couldn’t be happier! Even if being happy and thinking about Matthew Shepard at the same time makes us feel kind of weird! We love Matt’s mom!
WORST: Florida throws out Janice Langbehn’s court case (Sept. 29)
Langbehn sued after she was denied visiting rights while her partner died in a Florida hospital in 2007. The court’s decision to not even hear her case showed us just how bad things are in Florida.
#3
BEST: Washington passes Ref 71 (Nov 3) D.C. passes gay marriage bill.
The D.C. bill still has to go through a few steps, but we really appreciate how the council took a stand on the issue even after the Church’s threat of consequences. Meanwhile …
Washington’s Ref 17, the “everything but marriage” bill, was our consolation for the human rights train wreck of Maine’s Question 1. It turns out that even when it sounds (and is) belittling, “everything but marriage” is still better than “nothing even close to marriage, ever.”
WORST: Same-sex marriage is voted down in Maine (Nov. 3)
Maine had the chance to be the first state to make same-sex marriage a reality through a vote of the people instead of legislative action, and instead voters chose to make sure we hadn’t forgotten that we’re still second-class citizens. And just like the girl in the bottom left-hand corner there, we’re still not over it.
#2
BEST: Lesbian is elected mayor of Houston (November-December)
Not only is Annise Parker the most qualified for the job, but her happy smiling face makes us think of rainbows and unicorns and rainbow unicorns. Doesn’t she just look like the nicest lady you’ll ever meet?
WORST: Season 6 of the L Word (January-March)
On the other end of the powerful lesbians spectrum, we have Ilene Chaiken.
If you thought Season 3 was terrible, well it’s got nothing on Season 6. Not only was it hard to watch, it made us all look like fools for still watching it. See; killing our friends is not the way that we live. Ilene managed to completely undermine the potential strength of two complicated, evolving, controversial characters (bipolar rape victim lesbian Jenny and FTM Max) by reducing them to cardboard cutouts. In Max’s case, Ilene failed epically, leaving us with the idea that she wasn’t just a bad writer, but a bad writer with a serious case of transphobia.
She’s since given up on writing “our stories” and decided just to film “our stories” in an artificial environment called “The Real L Word: Los Angeles” which will start filming in January.
#1
WORST: Gay Visibility Struggles Against the Tides of the Recession and the Death of Print
The L Word ended We actually thought Queerty was joking when they said Regent Media was letting go 13 staffers from The Advocate and making it into a 32-page insert in Out, but they weren’t. Other things that weren’t jokes include the shuttering of Window Media, the closing of The New York Blade, the gradual disappearance of lesbian leads on major television shows including on the gay channel … we could go on but let’s move on instead … there’s silver lining …
BEST: You
Remember that time TIME magazine totally copped out on picking a person of the year and just sent you a magazine with a big mirror on it? Well, either way, this ain’t no disco, but this ain’t no copout either.
YOU! Yes, you are one of the best happenings of the year! Go make yourself a necklace and write yourself a comment! Though this year has undoubtedly served up an endless stream of m*therf*cking international suckdom, it’s hard to be so negative when there are so many exciting things happening on The Internet AND SPECIFICALLY RIGHT HERE. We can’t wait for more exciting conversations, more educational moments, more drunken live-blogs of catastrophic gay happenings, and you know, the future. Also we mean the proverbial “you” ’cause there are so many women out there still launching projects, publications, websites, webseries, films and other amazing lesbionic things.
So, we love you! We’re not even drunk right now, we mean it from the dry depths of our sober homosexual hearts.
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In fear of causing some kind of uproar, I don’t want to strike the chords really…
But, can we please lay off of Obama. I know he hasn’t come through, but I mean in all honesty, healthcare and war, are kind of important, and would be on the top of my list as well.
I kinda agree, he definitely has a lot on his plate and only 4 years to deal with everything (well 3 now). But also, if we don’t push him to make changes, he might never make them at all.
I get what you’re saying. He’s only 1/4 of the way through his term, and he’s been dealing with really important shit. But like Emily says, we won’t get on the agenda if we don’t keep talking about it. If DADT wasn’t so harmful, I wouldn’t be quite as sad.
The problem with Obama is that he made promises that have not been kept so it makes him look like he pandered to the LGBT community for our votes but has no real intention of delivering equality. I still think he is a good guy and has the potential to be a great president. I’m just disappointed.
Lay off Obama?
From day one in introducing his BFF Rick Warren to give his opening blessing / speech, to instructing his DOJ to equate LGBT Equality to incest, molestation, and bestiality.
To removing his promises from the white house website.
Going from “removing DADT” to “Changing DADT”.
Not speaking out about his voice being used in robocalls for prop 8.
Not mentioning wins in Iowa, VT, NH.
Not saying a damn thing for Maine / WA.
Having the DNC encourage voters in Maine to vote in NJ, or help out call in NJ, but nothing about prop 1.
throwing away his promises on heathcare, and becoming an industry lapdog.
Increasing the military commitment in Iraq / Afghanistan.
Changing his promises on release of photo’s detailing abuses by the military….
It goes on and on.
How dare you protect this liar, and bigot. He is not our ally. He is simply a better educated, more well spoken, pure power hungry politician.
Bush wasn’t afraid to push the Senate into voting on “a constitutional amendment to protect marriage in America”. And he only had 55 Republican senators at most. Right now, Obama hasn’t done anything to show that we would or could fight for us, and he broke his promise on DADT.
HE would, not WE would
Yeah I think in general we’ve gone easy on Obama. In most articles we give him the benefit of the doubt and time. But I think personally I’m getting to a point where i feel like he needs to step out and make radical left-wing choices. This health care debacle has brought to light the fact that he’ll always lose with the right, and he’s not having any luck convincing the middle that he’s on their side, and so he might as well just go left now — as Ken points out, there’ve been plenty of opportunities for him to do SOMETHING.
I love that the L Word season 6 was the second worst thing to happen this year. Oh, Ilene. In other news, I still fucking hate NOM and wish Maggie Gallagher’s face would get off the internet/life. Also, I don’t know if that Dr. Phil picture is creepy or hilarious. A little bit of both I think. Good job Sarah and Rachel!
I concur. It was so sad to see the L Word decline into the cesspool of the sixth season. Terrible indeed.
The Dr. Phil baby photo will give me nightmares.
I want to be suddenly be intelligent with both math and science, create the world’s first time machine, travel back to when and where season 6 of the L Word was being written, and burn those scripts. Somehow I think it would still be awesomely bad though.
1. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, that was a nice way to end the list.
2. Lisa Frank ftw.
OMG Lisa Frank, I know right! When I saw that photo, I sent Rachel an email saying something to the effect of “you are my new favorite person.” Thank her for that piece of brilliance.
OMG, thank you Rachel. No, really: thank you.
anytime, guys. anytime.
CLEARLY, Lisa Frank is my dang root. LOVE.IT.
I would’ve stepped over my own mother for a beer at that DC gay march.
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Great post you guys! Autostraddle is totally my Person of the Year. Like, Autostraddle is really nice and looks pretty all the time, and passes fun notes and things. And when she gets a wonky font-job we just politely stay quiet and compliment her footer and winning personality. And then she tells us about her favourite books and movies and music and tv and things, and we think wow Autostraddle, you’re like the nicest, coolest friend ever. You’ve had a great year, Autostraddle. Here’s looking at you. Because you are a screen.
wait. this is bcw’s best comment EVER. i spit all over my screen. i spit all over autostraddle. IT’S BCW’S FAULT.
oh wow, i was in a foul mood but this has just made me laugh so much. bcw is my hero right now.
I think this should win Did You See That Comment Friday: Year-End Edition.
would it be embarrassing if i said this made me cry? yes. so i won’t say it. because it didn’t.
It still baffles me that these referendums on gay marriage occur. I can’t see that the result will ever change while this happens! It’s the same deal in Australia too..it’s screwed up.
Ellen’s new haircut makes my personal list of best gay moments of 2009.
i am lovin’ that lisa frank explosion!
Oh, President Gaga…
Fantastic list, ladies!
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Thank you for being here through everything Autostraddle! I love you guys:)
Autostraddle loves you too!
That Autostraddle Person of the Year picture is brilliant.
I refuse to believe that the members of NOM are real.. How do people like that get programmed to be so hateful? What kind of life-track do you have to be on to end up on the team of hate? Does not compute.
Maybe NOM will be revealed to just be a hilarious prank! In like2 2012, they’ll be all “Just kidding guys! Can we come to your weddings now?”
…and then that same year Ann Coulter said she was a secret liberal who just wanted to make conservatives look bad. If only.
I hate how NOM uses a cute, food-related word for its dastardly deeds. I also love/hate how I’m pretty much banned from the comments over there. But hey, I’m not above using my long-defunct middle school email address to virtually drop-kick some bitches. Hadouken!
This is a great list, especially the Lisa Frank Annise Parker pic. Love it, ladies. LOVE.
Item No. 3 should be Ref 71, not 17. Can that be fixed.
Yes, fixed! Thanks for catching that. Excuse our mild dyslexia!
I’m getting a little sick of our side always calling it “progress” or “best” or a “good thing” just because a rich bigoted politician comes to a fundraiser held by a professional lobbyist organization with little real connection to the lgbt community and a way-too-cozy relationship with corporate America. So, Obama came, maybe ate some food, made some promises we’ve all heard a billion times before, then left. How is that qualify for a “Best of 2009?” So long as THIS is low standard for determining progress, we’ll be unequal for a LONG time.
I would consider Obama’s HRC speech a WORST. Talk about adding insult to injury.
My number one best gay happening this year was discovering Autostraddle…
my life, is now complete =]
We’re glad you’re here too! Way to go!
@ Ken I agree with all of your points. I almost cried when Del Martin read highlights from the brief from the Department of Justics at the Dyke March in Weho last June. It was a complete slap in the face. Most of the crowd was stunned and teary eyed also. It was difficult to march in the face of defeat but it encouraged to fight harder.